::The officer leads Moony in and points at a chair in front of a desk.::

"Take a seat."

:: Moony hides a smile as she does just what she is told. She sits down, and looks up at the man with the same innocent expression.::

"Why are you doing this?"

"We have recordings from several different cameras of you stealing clothing items."

::He looks hard at her.::

"And the manager of the store will not hesitate to prosecute."

:: Moony looks horrified by the accusation.::

"I've never stolen a thing in my life. There's obviously something wrong with your system. You're just out to get us innocent shoppers! It's a conspirecy!"

::The officer rolls his eyes.::

"Would you like to see the tapes?"

::There's a video machine in the corner; obviously this happens a lot. The man presses play and a tape recording of Moony entering the clothes store and stuffing a jacket and several other things.::

:: Moony watches the video then lets out a long, tired sigh.::

"Fine. You caught me. What do you win? A lollipop for being the bestest failed policeman ever?"

::The officer glares at her.::

"No. You have the option to give the clothes back and pay an immediate fine or I can arrest you."

"Are you going to search me?"

:: A twinkle appears in Moony's eye and she positively leers at the officer.::

::He goes very very red.::

"Male officers may not search female offenders. Please give me the clothes immediately, or I'll be taking you to the station."

:: Moony pushes herself up from the chair and sways her hips all the way over to the officer.::

"Mm. Come on. I won't bite."

"Alright, that's enough!"

::He reaches for his handcuffs.::

"Face the wall and put your hands behind your back."

"You're into that sort of thing, eh? Oh baby, I like it rough."

:: Moony runs a hand down her body to her crotch.::

::He stares.::

(Call for back up, call for back up.)

"I..."

:: Moony lets out a shuddery breath.::

"I bet you love a good spanking."

::Gross... Anyway, that snaps him out of it. The officer scrambles for his radio.::

"I- I need more men back here!"

::He backs away from Moony as about 3 more officers squash through the door.::

"Alright, put your hands behind your back, do not move, keep silent."

:: Moony doesn't budge, she just stands there giving them a look. If they want her in cuffs so desperately, they can come and try.::

::One of the other guards just shrugs and walks forward to grab Moony's left wrist, going to twist it behind her back.::

:: Moony follows the twist, then backs herself up against the officer nice and hard.::

"You officers are all so dirty."

"It's our job, ma'am."

::The man clicks the cuff around Moony's wrist and reaches around to catch her right.::

:: Moony jerks her right wrist out of the way, then quickly presses it against the officer's crotch. She then ignites a fireball. Mm. Toasty!::

::The officer screams and lets go of the demon suddenly, pulling away.::

"What the hell was that?"

:: Moony spins around, the cuffs still attached to her left wrist.::

"What's the matter, a little hot?"

"It's a demon."

::All four guards pull out guns.::

:: Moony eyes the guns, taking a small step back and lifting her hands up.::

"Mmm, so you boy's actually have brains hm?"

"Fire at will."

::And they do!::

:: A bullet strikes clean through Moony's shoulder. She clutches at it, stumbling back into a shimmer, reappearing in the same spot once the bullets have passed.::

"This was fun."

:: She tosses several fireballs at the officers then shimmers to her penthouse.::

::Two of the guards get hit by the energy balls and fall. So blah blah they get taken to hospital and the place is cleaned. And Moony is all *bes banned*.::