Every now and then somebody utters a spectacular one-liner, or are very well-articulated in what they say, or something has caught your eye that you wish to share with other members who perhaps didn't catch it the first time around. This is the place to do so!

::Link stairs at Prieto hard.::

"Or can I..."

Lol Link. You got revenge over me.
I just think its funny because he sounds....Psyco'ish. Heh. No offence.

"State your intentions demon!"
- Link

This is well articulated when you're me. Yes. It is.

I actually liked Prieto's "The demon of dictionary" comment. It was really fitting. :D

And stairs? How can you be stairs?

I happen to specifically enjoy Prieto's "(I can walk...when the forest stops spinning)" That's a classic.

I ment stares.

Yes. Yes you did.
heh, glad you find those funny. I amde funny one-liners? Who would have thought that? I know I wouldnt....or...would I?

Another one(Arent I just a happy soul? *chough*)
"Look out below. Oh god, flooded kitchen, blood on the floor, rude nearly dead guy on my chaisé, possibly dead civillians at the bottom of my balcony... "
- Vince

I dont know if I'm being manipulated by polih humour, but I do think there are many funny quotes in here. *laughs and takes off*

"Look, Luke. You're not that messed up. I wouldn't be here if you were seriously hurt, okay? So you'll be fine. You'll probably just be pissing blood for a few days. I'm sure Ice Boy would be happy to accomodate us until we get better."

Hee! By le Clone. Did I mention how much I love Clone? He's too funny.

I love Clone too. I want to be in a threesome with him and Luke. Oh yeah baby, yeah yeah.

Clone is spectacular and Luke needs to pull the stick out of his ass. I wouldn't mind being in a threesome with them, either. Oh...wait a minute.

Yes..Clone rules. *ignores Kt and Luke's Threesome posts*

Oh, and Link has a new way of making friends:
"And as a token for our friendship, you will buy me a drink"

I absolutely LOVE this one by Prieto..you have now become my favorite.

(Think of something else...nanana, Mary had a little lamb. The lamb dropped dead, and Mary listened to other peoples converstaions...nanana)

Gosh, and you know what Prieto? He really does. He keeps quoting it to me... over and over and over...

Thanks Kellan. *smiles* but I doubt I will be funny when I try...so I wont. ahem.
So Mari#2 said three funny quotes *ponders*

Anyway'ums. I like this one;
"Ring Ring! pick me up, yo!"
- By telephone. I want a phone like that!

I'd never have deemed it possible to think an inatimate object like a telephone had anything to quote. Oh how wrong I was. :)

"Raindrops and roses and crystals and... mittens...

Something and something and something about kittens."

This one is by Paige. I had to giggle when I read it because I can't remember the words either... heh.

I like this one.

Link: Link gives the finger to Chadwick and blinks out.

I'm totally funny.

Except when you aren't.

Aw. The paranoia.

Hmm... Quoting yourself, are you?

Me? I'd be embarressed to quote myself.

Anyways, yes, Petunius' paranoia was quite amusing. ^_^

To be honest, we haven't had any crackers of a quote, but hopefully the one-liners will be pouring out once you all meet Phoebe and her intelligent self. She usually inspires oodles of wisecracks.

Mmm. Yeah. Most of the ones posted so far are not the kind that will have you laughing the next day... At least not for me.

Now that, as thought by Vince during a conversation with Moony, is definitely worthy of an ACW Quote of Honour Award.

Not that such an award exists, but if it did, Vince would hear about it!

Heh. I was just coming in here to comment on that very quote.

Ha! Nice one Andrea.

Lirie

This ones funny to me...because either she really didn't know or shes making fun of me. Everyone always makes fun of me.

Just because everyone else makes fun of you, I'll be a nice person and won't. ;)

This one actually had me lying on the floor, laughing my ass off and scaring my poor dog.

Andrea:

How did she knew? Lucky guess? <= For the further consideration, that is sarcasm.

Vince, seeing a freshly showered and nekkid asleep Lirie on his bed.

Oh that Vince.

It's funny because there are only two books on the table.

Actually, it's not really funny, but. Yeah

*trods off*

Ah, just made me chuckle! Crazy little man. Oh the joy!

Who said that, Paz?

This one made me smile...Its Lirie who said it;
"Hey..."

(Bimbo!)

"... Honey! Can we get some service here?"

- Lets hope the waitress cant read minds...

This one is from Blaze.

Well, I just like the way the "inviso-boy" is spelt.

It's... catchy...

Well, sort of. Oh yes it is.

It adds a nice demonic touch to it :)

"Oh, but all the other demons lack delicacy. So instead of this approach, why don't you just jump off the bridge or somesuch? Same result, only shorter time."

- By Blaze, to Prieto, in The Magic Shop.

One word: Priceless.

I just can't see what's so priceless about that.

It's the way it is said. Written. And because you are talking to me.

I can always delete it, if you disagree. *cant*

I just thought it was funny, thats all :unsure: [/spam]

I was just wondering, because it was a bit dry, in my opinion. But hey... Not complaining.

Lirie

I like this one because a hundred dollar bill is a little more than cab money.

This was hilarious. And totally true to Piper's character. Because she's do damn anal like that.

I'm wondering if she'll pull the Object of Objection spell from her ass like Paige always does. If only I can think of something mildly interesting to say.

I think the point being put across was the fact that Link had apparently wrecked the place, but in actuality it was only a few glasses broken and a chair overturned. Which is what makes it funny in case you didn't quite understand, dear brother.

Hee. Luke getting his priorities straight in the middle of a demon attack.

I gotta new favorite.
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