This room is home to several sarcophaguses set against the wall. As well as these, there are more graves set into the ground, like large tables with lids that slide off to reveal the wrapped bodies inside. The room is beautifully decorated with golden coins, jewels, statues of long-necked cats made of solid ebony and other such wonders.

::Veronica enters cautiously with Dante blah blah, all them, you know who I mean and stops short.::

"Great. Sarcophagus galore. Think of all the undead that's about to rise and rip us to shreds."

"After being stabbed in the crotch and reduced to ashes by an energy ball, I think this will be a cakewalk."

::Veronica just stares at Luke, wondering what the hell he's on about.::

"What?"

"You really do say the strangest things sometimes, Luke."

::Dar walks into the room properly.::

"Right. If anything's going to jump out and terrify me out of my mind, I better just get it over with."

::She does a full loop around the room.::

::Luke follows Dar, running his hand along each sarcophagus as he passes them.::

"Great, more dead bodies."

::Aidan says, terrified any more undead are going to attack.::

"Oh, aren't these cute?"

::Dar picks up a particular statue of one of the long-necked cats, noticing that it's surprisingly heavy.::

[Everybody will find their attention drawn to the cat.]

::Finds her attention drawn to the cat.::

::Enthralled.::

"Oh look, that cat."

::Dante drops the wipes and finds his attention drawn to the cat::

[Although it's just a statue, the cat seems to be in some form of distress. How you know this? Ask AP when you next see her, but accept it for now.]

"For God's sake someone help that poor cat already!"

"Why don't you instead of just talking about it?"

::He glares at Aidan and wonders how the statue can be in distress::

"It is just a statue. But..."

::Aidan scoots fowards lugging Sharon and speaks to the cat.::

"Cheer up cat..."

[Give it some love, people!]

"I think it might be cold."

::Luke unbuttons his shirt and hands it to Dar.::

"Wrap it up and keep it warm."

"Yes, keep the statue warm."

::It's irrational, he knows it, but somehow it seems right for Luke to do it::

::Ordinarily, he'd be checking Luke out, but he's more concerned with the cat.::

"Maybe our clothes aren't good enough for the cat..."

(We're not good enough for it.)

"Stop being a loser."

::Dante watches the cat some more::

"Stop it, you two. You'll upset the cat."

"You can shut up."

::Dante doesn't stop looking at the cat while bitching at Luke::

"It needs some love to make it feel appreciated."

::Luke reaches out to pet the statue's head.::

"I love you cat!"

::Aidan takes Sharon's limp and lifeless hand and uses it to stroke the cat with.::

"Sharon loves you too!"

"Who's a cute little pussy kitten?"

::Suddenly they statue begins to grow and writhe in Dar's hands. There's a gutteral meow coming from its throat as soft fur sprouts out and seconds later, a full-grown cat lands softly on the floor and announces in a grateful female voice.::

"At last! Worship! I am free!"

::The cat leaps into the air and does an impressive twisty thing. The ooo and ahh spell is dropped on you guys, so you know. Bast lands and laughs.::

"I am..."

::She stops suddenly.::

"... cat?"

::Stares.::

"What the heck?"

"... I'm a kitty cat?"

"Okay, that's new."

(Is it going to dance!?)

"...and you dance dance dance?"

::Bast fixes Aidan with a cool stare.::

"What?"

"Nevermind..."

(One day...)

::He says, disappointment in his eyes.::

"I can't believe I'm still a cat! Don't you people know how to worship properly??"

"What were you before mister-whisker?"

"Wait... you weren't always a cat?"

::Bast tries to stand up on two feet but fails, and stares at Aidan once more.::

"Mister?"

(Cray-zee.)

"Well I was that statue, wasn't I?"

"That's true. I thought you were making it out as though you were formerly a human."

"Awhh..."

(Trying to stand.)