Last time on A Charmed World, we found out that Petunius was planning on crashing Phoebe's party at P3 by bringing our favorite scantily-clad demon, Moony, as a date. And the bastard actually went through with his plan (Ooh, SCANDALOUS!), thus inviting a sledgehammer into Phoebe's heart to shatter it into even small fragments. After a while, the Halliwells left their guests to cheer up Phoebe with some ice cream and usual slumber party conversations about boys. The guests? Well, for starters, Andrea told everyone a crap story, but the night was later salvaged by Jasmine's incredible ability to captivate her audience with a scary story during a conveniently stormy night.
After their departure from P3, they all went up to wind down, though some were unable to sleep due to Jasmine's gory tale. Well, she got hers for scaring her poor cousin and that silly Irish girl by being beaten and kidnapped by an Arena demon named Rasselas. Shortly afterwards, Azura was awakened by Jasmine's psychic plea for help and with the assistance of her powers, Azura was able to deduce what had happened to her much cooler cousin. Andrea dragged me into this (not that I was doing much except moping a little about Phoebe and about the credibility of Danielle's supposed aunt, Elaine, but that's neither here nor there) and while I had the intention of developing some sort of plan, Azura's emotions (understandably) got the better of her and she ran off. I stopped her and agreed to go with her, leaving behind Andrea, who was lacking confidence in saving Jasmine without getting killed, given her previous experiences with the place.
Believe it or not, she actually did something smart during all of this by calling Paige for help. By the time each of them arrived, I was riddled with about eight-five million six hundred firty-one thousand two hundread forty-one darklighter arrows and on the brink of death (Azura and Jasmine were also shot as well) and Jasmine was in a losing battle with Charlotte. With the help of some of the arena warriors, Paige and Andrea were able to save our asses and left the arena-goers to participate in their own large, demonic melee. It was fun for the whole family!
After receiving healing potions, our heroes recovered and relaxed for a while and called Azura a sex predator, because let's face it: it's always the stuffy English ones you have to look out for.
Petunius, after his not-so-grand appearance at P3, went to The Cot and Sod to drink away his sorrows. Moony, sent by Prue to kick his ass, had a lot of fun torturing and molesting The Moled One and continued to irritate the fuck out of him as the night progressed, despite the skermish in the streets and a brief spell to get rid of the tacky harlot.
Carys, meanwhile, had a lot of fun with Natalie by having dirty lesbo sex in some filthy alley. Naturally, that wasn't where the fun began. No, no, no, the fun began with Carys got bored and stabbed Natalie! Someone should warn people about having sex with Carys, 'cause it hasn't brought joy to anyone once the deed is done (except with maybe Paige eons ago, but who cares about Paige?). Our Other Blonde Sexual Predator then dumped Natalie into the demonic square for more torturing and left her there before one of The Source's guards brought her to his master. The Source, if some of you don't know, is plotting something against our heroes, something about a lie or whatever? I don't know, but I'm sure it'll be more clear later on. Anyway, The Source found some interest in using Natalie for some nefarious scheme he has planned, but deemed the young woman too inexperienced to carry it out at the moment.
Next time on ACW: Will Paz and Aidan find something else to do than have sex? Will Azura stop being a pervert? Will Moony leave Petunius the fuck alone? Tune in next time.
Well, actually, I can pretty answer these for you right now so you don't have to wait ages: No, no and no!
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