I have myself a nice big penthouse, it should come in handy for a few things.

I went to this club called P3, apparently it's the "hottest" pace it town. Well, there was some heat being created, but that was for other reasons. I met this guy, I think his name was Marc. Cute but oh so overly good, I could almost smell it off him.

It's amazing how you can attract men to you by just sitting. Already I'm finding it amusing. Another guy, Chad...Chadsomethingorother talked to me and then bolted. Strange.

I'm not sure whether to expose myself or not. I have an itching to, shall wel say, toy with someone but I dear exposing myself now could turn out worse for me in the long run. Do I go "under cover"?

Voice?

The Voice feels you are as intelligent as any upper-ranking demon. You will work out the right action plan, and no doubt play it to perfection. It seems you are very underrated with The Source. That will change.

Yes, I do feel I am underrated but that could also work to my advantage concerning some...things.

Heh. And I used to enjoy being the slutty type until Link started following me. Well, I wouldn't exactly call it stalking, I just keep bumping into him and he keeps taking things a bit too far. I could always lock him up, chains, bars... the whole lovely lot.

Met another guy. Vince. Called me a hooker, teased him for a while because of ir. Deffinitely a hard nut that one. If I ever bump into him again I'll enjoy it.

Ran into Marc, he was all delerious but he certainly isn't now. I'm at his apartment and things are getting a little heated. But one thing caught me off guard. He made me promise him it wasn't a one night stand. (Like I'd ever do that) Thing is, I feel a tiny bit guilty for promising him this. He's cute, sweet and has no idea what he's gotten himself into. Are these even the proper thoughts a warlock should have? I'm, evil. I should have a urge to torture or kill him.

Voice! Comment

I've neglected this like I neglect men after I sleep with them.

Well, things with Marc didn't go so well. He left me high and horny, I was just about ready to go find some poor man to torture when Kellan appeared. As far as I know he's a warlock, very nice and in bed? Knows about as many tricks as me.

At the moment I'm in P3 and Kellan is there making the moves on some paled skinned faux redhead. As I say, two can play at that game.

Well Moony, The Voice tends not to make personal comments, but The Voice finds you delightful. You are truly rounded. One of the better people who come to talk to The Voice with their guff. Not that The Voice has an opinion on any of these buffoons of course.

As for your current dilemma, it appears this Kellan is a male you. With even longer hair. It is up to you whether you fall emotionally for him, but remember: evil can't love.

Or so The Voice is told.

Oh Voice, you really are too kind. I like you, which is saying something.

Yes, yes, evil can't love but nobody said anything about lust. And as you know, that is something I embrace.

Pffft! Kellan. I have set my sights on something else, something more. He's another challenge to me and I will have him.

Being an All-Knowing Voice, The Voice knows who you are talking about, and suggests that if you are going to go for him, now is the time. It seems that his current love interest isn't so... interesting, at the moment, which is a bit of a twist considering their history in Charmed. Chew him up and spit him out, The Voice says!

It is good to know that I have your support in my little venture, Voice. Nothing has happened as of yet as he is currently marking his territory in a typical male fashion. I'll have to wait until bartender boy leaves, which will be soon I hope.

Oh, Voice, how I have neglected speaking with you this past while. Not that I have anything much to add, except Cole gave me a proposition. No. It wasn't the kind I would have liked but it will do.

I've to go after Bartender Boy, get him out of the way of Cole so he has room to go after Phoebe. The youngest Charmed One as well, she's also on my list. Although I haven't quite decided how I'm carrying out this deed. It's not my style to go in powers a blazing, that's why some many of my kind are killed. I'm more for subtly, manipluation, and then in for a torturous kill. Nice, no?

It would help of course if I found out some information about these two, The Charmed One, I'm sure Cole will know all about her, but Petunius is another matter.

That's something I have to work on before I reveal my true nature, don't want to expose myself prematurly now.

Voice, any words of wisdom?

Eh, not really. Paige is a total closet-case. You should get her to fall in love with you then fuck her over good. Nyah ha ha ha!

You expect me to lower myself to that level? Hm. I'll see how it goes.

Aha! The Voice knew you'd consider it. What a low-level sucker you are. Mahaha!

Ahem.

What a gay! A dead one!

Carys is a bitch.

The end.

Just cos she's kicking your arse.

That's cause her friend keeps helping her. Just you wait! I'll win (for once).