Hi Voice...

I didn't really wanted to start this diary, but on some level I was forced to. I think I'm getting crazier than I've ever been. The evil split personality is getting far more stronger than I intended. It sounds horseshitful, but I don't think I can control this. I know I'm just making up some mental problems for myself, but this is got way out of hand. I'm afraid that if those surrounding me know that I'm not just charmingly witty *cough*, I would be disdained and hated. I don't think I can bear this.

I was wondering if you have a number of a good shrink in SF? I need help, Voice... and since I'm new in the city, I'm afraid you're the only one I could turn to. Though I fear your reaction could be as all others.

Heh... well that was disturbing...

Lalala... I didn't expect to find myself in some other guy's apartment... damn! I think I should pay for the apointment with the shrink, what do you think? Poor poor guy... I can actually see his eye begin to twitch if he sees me again. I hope he won't cry, though...

But with all do respect to his recent mental wounds, did you hear him scream? I don't scream so high! And what about the boxers? Since when do they come with flourish prints? And oh yeah... put some socks inside! Rather not impressive package...
I'm cranky...

Voice, some objectiveness would be nice...

The Voice does not need your direction in tones of voice to take! What is The Voice but a voice? Hmm? Punk?

Anyways, all that naked sludge monster stuff was a long time ago.

So what up?

Whee hoo!!! I got everybody around here to hate me!!! It's a gift...

This one wanted to kill me with ice spike and the other one insulted my martini. Do you know what it is? MY MARTINI!!! Oh, but be sure, Voice dearest... I shall have my revenge on the split-personality-jedai-asshole, and it shall be ruthless... bwahahaha... >3

Beside that... I helped saving some chick today and her friend puked all over me, yeepi!

Well... there's no way I'll get a job at P3 as I wanted. I think my will to spit into some people's drinks can workd against me. Besides, I think that Petunius guy will get it. Oh well... I guess it still good I am loaded.

Now... I'm sitting in P3, covered head to toe in demon goo and martini. But I have some people tp annoy here... so life's beautiful!

Getting vomited on, covered in goo, and insulted. Sounds like a great day, as you said. The Voice hopes you have many more like it.

*Sing-song voice* I made a friend, mwa ha haha a...

So... I'm still at P3, still covered in goo and what-not... and I made a friend... a friend... a friend... lalalala... a friend... *boldging eyes, psychotic laughter, lightning bolts... the whole shabeng*

Ahem... anyways... I was thinking about jumping off a cliff or something, but I'll postpone it a bit...

So there...

I'm armed to kill, cruisin' for bruisin' so bring it on!

Lalalala... my alcoholic roots are driving me back to P3 adn this time I will stay there forever... bwahahahaha...

Didn't have anything shpeshal to say, just wanted to say Hi... so Hi...

PS
Is vodka kosher?

Dearest Voice

I'm crucially bored and slugging wirewhiskey as if I'm a high school bimbo in a frat party. Oh my...
I wonder how soon the ACW challenge starts... do you have some kind of inside tip, perhaps?

The Voice does not give away the game to the little people. Go sober up you drunken bum.

Dearest Voice...

Have you ever considered working as a counselor? I heard in schools they're looking for that kind of... entities which are able to mentally maim adolescents...

Anyway... I'm still at P3 and still with my first drink (as you see I'm trying to mend my sleazy ways), yay me!

Okay, by saying this I'm probably asking for more trouble, but... is it just me or is Luke can't do anything without his clone.... I mean, come on! His clone's working the status of his babysitter, or something?

Or perhaps, it's just me envying his powers. I mean, who wouldn't have wanted more of themselves running around...

*Rubs her chin* What do you think about an army of thousands Liries who're trying to take over the world? Spiffy, ne?

Luke does have a cool power. Sadly for him, his clone Lenin is cooler than he is. Don't let it get to you. Your power can easily be considered one of the best powers on ACW. Realise that.

I'm am unstopable! Nevermind...

So Theo tried to kill me and now he's not *shrugs*. I'm somewhere in the Underworld (I think), waiting for the cavalry, so we can so and kick some immortal butt.

Just about now realized... I want to be a superwitch too! Protect the namess masses and kick the ugly faces. Perhaps I'm just a wannabe newbie, but hell! I fought vampires twice and survived! (I just hope it wasn't a two-times fluke...)

Anything is possible. If you put your mind to it, you will become stronger. Don't lose faith in yourself Lirie.

O.o Umm... are you okay, dear Voice?

Anyway, haven't wrote in a while, so... let's see...

We did went to the vampire nest, but to my utter shock there was only one vampire in the nest. I mean, what kind of a half-ass vampire nest is it, that it has only one friggin' vampire??? *le sigh*

Hey! Been to hell and back! (",) Wasn't all that. Actually it wasn't all anything! Meh, they really can suck out the fun from visiting hell, those pesky demons. I mean, whenever I want some peace and quiet, they pop out everywhere! And when I want some demon-meat for dinner, they're nowhere to be found! Outrage!

Okay, soo... hee hee... I threatned landlord's life and he caved in, redecorating my flat. Mwahahaha! I showed him who's the boss!

Anyway... nothing else, so... I guess I'll see you in another three months or so...

Take care, Voicey!

As a side note, Lirie, The Voice thinks you should loose the sarcasm. It's not a good fit on you.

Not a good fit on me? It's the only fit on me...

Take away my sarcasm and what do you get? Theo! No offence, Buff...

:: (I decided to not start this entry with the over used 'Dear Diary' crap...)Dearest Voice

I had a power progression! Squee ('squee' is apparently my latest shtick...)! I was in my bathroom with Toots (hmm...) and these two vampire chicks, which were really nice except the tiny bit of wanting to kill us. Anyway, I was bleeding from my head and Toots' arm was twisted into a funky angle and I was all like 'OoOoh cwap!'.

But then I grabbed onto Toots and tried really really hard on puddling us both so we could escape the evil suckers (btw, beforehand one of then licked my blood and I was like rawr... note to self: find a guy! Soon!). And guess what? No, guess! Guess again! (heh, realizing this routine lost its' catch when I squeed the answer at the beginning of the post... hee).

Innyway... YEAH! I puddled Toots and myself and we slithered away! Broken and bashed, but that is besides the point...

Dear Voice... I am so tired. I don't think I ever was this tired in my entire life... but its a good tired ^_^! It's a I-had-a-power-progression- tired, which is one of the coolest tireds ever!

*content sigh* Anyway... that's about it for now. I think we're in the Magic Shop and I really hope the vampire won't be able to track us down, at least for a while. I also hope the shop owner won't be too pissed... but as I said - tired...

*Walks off to snore her exhaustion out*

Oh dearest alcohol - if it was legal I would wed thee! Cause you're my vodka; My only vodka; You make me happy when I'm not druuunk!

Dearest Voice

I should practice my new progression, something I haven't done thus far, but it was because I was in the hospital. BTW, I was in the damn hospital!!! Eeewwww, now I have hospital cooties!

I asked Toots how I got to the hospital and she had no idea. Said she found me there. I wonder how the hell did I get there. Perhaps I have a guardian angel... heh, yay me!

Oh, remember the vampire chicks from my last entry? Well, Carys has been turned back human, w00t! But she was really tired or frustrated or whatever, and she didn't even want jello. JELLO! Poor girl...

Now I'm at P3 and the bartender is like... mean! I pay your salary, you ungrateful bum! Bow before me and fetch me double vodka and OJ. Hee!

I feel like something should be happening, but it doesn't. It feels very slow mode right now and after all the mental bitching I did about 'why won't PTB leave me alone', it seems wrong somehow... evil even. Heh, I guess it's not life unless someone's trying to kill me, Voicey...

Take care... I'll go and get smashed - joy!

Voicey! Oh Voicey! Private Lirie reports to the higher being! Yes, Sir!

Okay, so not much happened, I mostly slept these last... weeks?

First thing I did when I woke up was to visit the Magic Shop. I found this cute little dragon-pup there, who turned out to be a notice witch I dined with before. That was one of the most disturbing experiences... I called the mut - Thor. Perhaps it'll do him some good...

Went to see the psychic and asked her where to seek guidance regarding Buffy's... you know. She said within myself, so of course she meant to go to the beach and try to summon the mother fucker who ... him and take my revenge.

It didn't work. Buggers

But while I was trying to call forth the demon, Lenin appeared. He's Luke's clone. It's like a mixture of his good looks and some niceness. Who'd think it's possible?

Mmm, I met Thor on the beach again. Saved his life when he was drowning after some spell wore off. Eh...

That's it, I believe. Take care!

PS - I pinched Lenin's butt XD (am disregarding the fact that he touched mine beforehand...)

Hussy.

Yo, Voicy! =)

Pazzie's evil. I'm not quite sure how it happened but he is, and he is after everything that reminds him of his past life - which means his friends. And oddly enough, I'm one of those friends. So... there's a demon after the puddle. Again!

Toots got herself some hot Asian chick, which is all cool and stuff, but I was really scared when Pazzie left that note and I searched for her and she was nowhere to be found and I was really really meeped. It's not like I'm jealous or anything... puddles are leeches; we're not that easy to get rid of. But I... I was scared.

Urgh! You wouldn’t believe it, Voice! I met this bastard, Dante, and he copied my puddliness! How dared that n00b steal my puddliness! Now I have Dante cooties on it, eeewwwww! Toots outrageously suggested that I might like the ass. AS IF!!! If I wanted to like some hot dude that was a total shithead, I could fall for Luke! At least he wouldn't be able to steal my puddliness. I do not like Dante, I do not like Dante, I do not like Dante! Well... maybe I did. But then he called me a bitch and grabbed me, so he's the suxxors now. *pouts*

Luke has been made a whitelighter. They couldn’t have found a lesser compatible witch. But perhaps it is exactly what he needs... to care for others for a while. Her cared for his fish and went all soft--er...

The city if overpacked with n00bs. I cannot throw a rock with hitting one of them... which is not necessarily a bad ting *throws a rock*

Voice... I found myself a big brother. He just doesn't know it yet :P I like Pet, but I obviously don't like Pet. He is big and moley and a smartass and bossy. Exactly how a big bro should be. He have to be glad he doesn't walk around with candy in his pockets, cause then he would easily qualify as a Grandpa :D But nah...