This narrow passage will take you deep into the underworld.

::After walking through the caves he arrives here and sighs.::

"More walking?! Not."

::He shimmers down closer to a small exit.::

"Ah. Much better."

::He walks through the exit, which brings him to the Caves.::

::Luke, clutching his sword in front of him, walks carefully through this passage. He ends up at The Cavern.::

:: Shem, deiceding not to wait for the Darklighter, enters the caves and continues to walk though the passage untill he ends up at the Cavern. ::

::Luke, with his clones, carefully walk through this pathway towards the beach.::

::Luke walks to the cave passage with caution.::

::To the beach.::

::Stefany rises from the Underworld, and heads to the beach.::

::Bryn exits the cave and heads to the beach.::

::Jonathon enters the cave and then exits towards the beach::

::Trix walks through the cave in the direction of the beach, humming softly to herself.::

::The dog follows Trix to the beach.::

::Petunius arrives with Shinji in tow and stops to take a look around.::

"Alright. My spider sense is tingling, which means evil's most likely to be afoot that away!"

::Grabs Shinji's arm and randomly runs off to the cavern.::

::Slowing down to a stop at the mouth of this passage, Epona waits, indicating to Link, Navi and Trix that she wishes to continue no further.::

"Can't say she usually dumps me in a big cave, but I suppose it'll do."

::Swings himself to the ground.::

"Navi? Some light?"

::Helps Trix down.::

"You okay, Helen?"

::Navi flutters out of Link's tunic and fills the passage with a light glow, making the cave slightly less dark than it was before.::

"Yes, thank you, Link."

(Why does he keep using my 'name' like that?)

"Okay, good. Well, I guess we go down here then."

::Taking Trix's hand, Link gives it a squeeze and heads down the passage, which takes them out at the square.::

::An orb cloud appears abruptly in the air, dropping to the ground hard. The blue and white clusters of light dissipate taking the form of a wounded Luke, with a Darklighter's arrow lodged in his ribcage. He groans and feels too weak to do anything but feel excruciating pain and seriously weak.::

(Must ... pull ... it ... out ...)

::Alas, Luke cannot and lies there suffering.::

::Crystal orbs in, terror on her 3 year old features.::

"Like! LUKE!"

::She crouches down near him and looks into his eyes, clasping at his hands.::

"I love you ok! I love you!"

::Crystal clamps a hand around his mouth heavily, making it hard for him to breathe.::

"DON'T SPEAK! I know you love me too. We'll just lie here until the pain goes away."

::As she lies on the floor next to him she makes weepy noises while getting her phone out her purse and texting 'omfg he smllz fkin hott' to one of her friends.::

"Oh my god! Bathrobe!"

::She makes to untie his robe and expose him.::

"I knew you wanted me!"

::Luke, seeing Crystal orb in, almost wishes that the Darklighter arrow poison would end his life ... unlife ... whatever ... now.::

(Oh, for fuck's sake. Why now?)

::He gapes in horror, though too weak to get the hell away from this prepubescent nightmare of his.::

"Stop ... you ... crazy ... bitch!"

"But you loooooooooooooove me!"

::She pauses, robe chord in her hands.::

"I don't know what to do Luke! I need to help but I can't! I just don't know what to do! We need to get someone who can heal... Think...who can heal people? We need a doctor or something. Oooh, a doctor, like George Clooney or that Ukranian guy that was in Practical Magic... He was hot."

(He better not, like, bleed on my clothes)

"He ... was ... Croatian ..."

::Luka ... er ... Luke groans, trying to bat Crystal away with his limp hand but drops before reaching her.::

::Crystal grabs his hand and places it on her boob.::

"When you die, can I have your money? And your sperm?"

::Luke retches on Crystal due to the combination of his forced fondling of her breast, her horrifying request and just Crystal in general. He pulls back his hand weakly.::

"Go ... away!"

::Link arrives with Trix, still glowing blue.::

"Well... feel better now?"

::He notices Luke and Crystal, Luke bleeding quite heavily.::

"Do you need any help down there?"

::He looks up to Link.::

"Yes ... please ... arrow ..."

"Yeah, my husband needs your help! If you could pull the arrow out of his big, strong, amazing, handsome..."

::She begins to dribble and then shakes her head, her hair falling wildly around her face.::

"The arrow! The arrow! Pull it out."

"We ... are ... not ... married!"

::He looks up to Link.::

"Please ... pull ... the ... arrow ... out ..."

::She giggles nervously and looks up at Link, an appologetic expression on her face.::

"We are, the poison is making him delusional. We're expecting our first child."

::Puffing out her stomach, she gives herself the appearance of being a few months gone. She pats a hand on her 'bump' and smiles, her eyes glazing over with moisture.::

"I want my child to know their daddy. My little Luke. Jr."

::Sighing, she sighs and strokes Luke's face before turning back to Link.::

"Now will you pull the fucking arrow out already? Jesus!"

::She pulls a pack of cigarettes from her bag and lights one up.::

(Fucking Elders. Why did they assign her to be my partner? And why do I need one? I'm doing fine. Other than the damn arrow lodged in my rib cage.)

"There ... is ... no ... Luke ... Junior ..."

::Staring oddly at Crystal, Link leans down and pulls the arrow out, discarding it over his shoulder.::

"Anything else?"

"Thank ... you ... I ... need ... healing ..."

::Crystal throws her fag away and places her hands above Luke's chest, a glow is emitted and Luke is completley healed. She smiles and looks up to Link.::

"No, but what do you wear under your skirt?"

::Luke leaps up from the floor, eager to get away from Crystal and relieved that the Darklighter arrow and poison was no longer causes anymore internal or external pain. He looks to the younger boy after tying up his, well, Parker's bathrobe.::

"Well, uh, thanks. And..."

::He whispers into Link's ear.::

"You like blondes that are close to your age and of the stalker variety, don'tcha? Good! Take her with you! I beg you!"

::Trix stares in amusement at the proceedings, in particular the strange man's discomfort.::

(If Link decides to pick up the bimbo, he's ditched.)

::Link doesn't really understand what both Luke and Crystal are on about, so decides they're okay now. He turns to Trix.::

"Shall we?"

"Meh. Screw this."

::Orbs home.::

"Shall we what?"

"Go somewhere else. Or maybe we should go back to that cave. I saw another passage leading another way, maybe we took a wrong turn the first time."