If you're in need of some TLC, without the TL part, depending on how cute you are, this is where to come. Drag yourself or your broken friends into the Entrance/Check-In and let us asses the damage (it helps if you describe what is wrong with the patient though, any cuts, suspected broken bones, unconsciousness - you don't have to make a list, little hints and casual mentions will do so your post flows like a normal post) and we will look after them.

A thread will be made for them in which to recover, where you can go visit them if you wish. Or try to kill them, but that's pretty rude.

There's also a canteen, broom closet, waiting room and smoking area, so knock yourself out! But not literally... we have enough on our hands...