Every man for himself!

This is, of course, set on a remote island.

You have the run of the island to yourselves. Use it well. Kill on sight.

::Luke sits, leaning on a palm tree, watching the waves crash against the shore. He pulls out a cigarette and lights it up to pass the time. Blowing out the smoke from his lips and nose, he sighs waiting for something to happen.::

(When will something happen?)

::Luke draws an "X" in the sand with a small tree branch from the inner part of the island.::

::Paz emerges from the undergrowth and twists his hand infront of him, the heat from the cigarette increasing rapidly, spreading upwards and setting the little white stick alight.::

"Having fun?"

"Holy shit!"

::Luke's lips are scorched a bit by the sudden heat increase. He takes the cigarette from his lips and tosses it aside, burning some of his fingers. Luke looks to the stranger, confused.::

"You didn't do that little stunt, did you?"

::Luke stands up, unsure of how this meeting would turn out.::

"Sure I did. Fighting?"

::He flicks his hand once more and uses a laser to cut through a tree hanging over Luke, sending it plummeting toward the witch.::

(This is going to be too easy with all the idle chit chat)

::Luke watches as the laser soars towards the palm tree. He rolls forward to evade the tree. Whistling the best that he could, he looks around as if he's expecting someone to appear, such as his clones.::

"Yo, boys! Trouble!"

::Three copies of Luke appear around Luke, helping him. Lysander scoops his hand through Luke's face in an awkward fashion, healing the lips and lowers his hand to repair the singed fingers. Lenin and Lorenzo "thwip" and "thwep", respectively on each of Paz's sides.::

::A blinding flash of light is ommited from Paz's body, and before the white haze lifts he spins in a circle, releasing multiple lasers from his finger tips, creating a mass of searing lasers, a storm of burning beams.::

::Lysander "thwops" himself and Luke away for a moment as the blinding light hits them. Due to the close proximity of the blasts, Lenin and Lorenzo are both vanquished and disappear.

The other two reappear more inland, behind a large boulder, though still unable to see.::

::Shrugging he focusses two large laser beams at Luke, who is still standing in the open.::

"This really isn't as fun as I thought it would be..."

::Not able to see the blast, Luke is killed. Therefore, Lysander, too, is killed.::

"Yeah. Boring."

::He moves into the undergrowth, alowing him to conceal himself while still being able to see the beach clearly.::

::Petunius stumbles blindly through some bushes before standing on the beach and watching the shoreline.::

(Great. Stuck on a desert island and no "One luxury item" option. Bah.)

::Paz unleashes a flash of light to blind Petunius, still hidden in the foliage.::

::Petunius covers his eyes in pain, thoroughly unprepared for the random attack from the invisible person. Turning randomly in all directions, he cries out.::

"Gah! My fucking eyes. Who the fuck did that? What's the matter, scared to face me without your little camera light flashing in my eyes? You freakin' chicken!"

::He steps from the undergrowth and throws a laser blast at Petunius.::

"We'll see who's the chicken when you're roasted."

::Luke reappears walking around the beach, looking for that bastard who had killed him about an hour ago. He sees the fight going on between Petunius and Paz, hiding behind a large rock.

Snapping his fingers, Lysander appears behind him. He peers out, wondering what he would do next.::

(Have to kill that bitch this time around...but how?)

::He squints his eyes, opening them just in time to see the laser blast coming in his direction. Petunius holds out his hand and a shimmering blue shield appears in front of him, sending the attack right back, but since he's still semi blinded, the aim is off and he re-directs it into a palm tree just above the attacker, causing it to sway and start to topple towards him.::

(Tiiiiimmmmmbbbbeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!)

::Spotting a coconut tree nearby, Luke and Lysander tip-toe over there to gather the fallen fruits. Or nuts. Whatever. At any rate, they return to their hiding spot, trying to find the appropriate time to use them.::

::He sends a blast upwards, lasering the branch in half as it falls down, landing conveniently on either side of him.::

"Fun."

::He throws a volley of shorter blasts at Petunius, more like darts of heat, curious as to what would happen.::

::Petunius waves his hand at the blasts, increasing the size of the forcefield accordingly and smacking the blasts away in every direction, a couple of which make their way conveniently towards Luke and Lysander.::

::Lysander leaves the hiding spot and runs to the "X" Luke had drawn earlier. From there, the clone throws his coconut towards Paz's head.

Meanwhile, Luke remains behind the rock, summoning Lenin. The clone to run into the foliage quietly, as if he were hunting for ducks or rabbits. Or in this case, witches, granted that he, too, was one. Or not, seeing as he is dead again Both he and his clones drift up in columns of smoke.::

::Patience walks up into the battle with a swish.::

"Hi ya boys...Mind if I have a go...or is this a sausage fest?"

::He quickly manipulates the heat from some of the stray darts, increasing the intensity and building a barrier around himself. The coconut dissintigrates from the heat.::

"Throw coconuts, yeah, that's nice."

::He picks one up from the floor and sets it alight with a laser beam, throwing it to Petunius. Also using his free hand to aim a wide laser beam to Patience.::

"Feel free!"

::She ducks out of the way of the beam, picks herself up, and then dusts herself off. She then smiles sweetly at Paz.::

"Thanks sugar...don't mind if I do."

::She picks up a coconut and roundhouse kicks it straight at Paz's head.::

::Petunius waves his hand at the flaming coconut, sending it flying back into the direction of Patience's head and quickly flicks his other hand at the laser blast she ducked, re-directing it at the back of her torso as well.::

"Backatcha!"

::Patience hits the ground rolling to avoid the coconut...she quits rolling right before she hits a sawblade sticking right out of the sand. She snatches the blade and turns over quickly. The lazer hits the blade and goes flying right back at Petunius.::

(Hee...first time I'm glad to see polution.)

::Petunius deflects the blast right back at Patience's head and smirks.::

"Meh, bored now. Later."

::He leaves.::

::Paz sets a bush alight with his laser, then builds the heat around himself. The air ripples around him as the thick barrier of heat hangs in the air. He looks at Patience through it, her image blurred.::

"If you can't stand the heat..."

::He flings his arms out to his sides, expanding the wall, sending it shooting out in a ring around him. The wall of unbelivable heat travels outward all around Paz, dissintigrating anything in its way.::

::Patience throws down the blade as it burns the holy crap out of her hands.::

(Hot...hot...motherfucking hot!)

::She then watches petunius deflect the lazer right back at her head and leave and then watches with equal horror as Paz tries to attack her as well::

(...)

::She leaves before the lazer or the ring of fire can hit her..::

"Sniff you jerks later."

::She smiles and waves.::

"How convenient."

::He sighs as the cowardly stranger runs as opposed to accepting her fate.::

"At least she got out the kitchen..."

::He shrugs and also exits, leaving the island empty.::

::Vince enters the island, somehow, and begins icing up. He holds up his hands, manfiesting ice, and turns it into... a pile of ice::

"Boo yeah!"

::Petunius appears conveniently staring at a couple of lovely coconuts he happened to find on the island. He grins, holding them both firmly and enjoying the ripe, round coconuty goodness.::

(Mmmm juicy.)

[It's rainin' flames! Hallelujah! It's rainin' flames, amen!

Yup. Big ol' GREAT BALLS OF FIRE plummet from the sky. These won't kill, unless they smack you on the head, but they're bone-crunchingly heavy. The "rain" will last twenty posts in this thread, so get running!]

"Oh hell..."

::Seeing the flaming meteors appear out of nowhere, Petunius brings out his inbuilt glowing blue "umbrella" and runs towards some trees for shelter, sending oncoming flaming balls flying left and right as he does so.::

"If this is someone's sick idea of a joke, I'll tell you now. Not freakin' funny!"

::Lee runs through the arena. Spotting Petunius, he claps, and then amplifies the sound by 10. A great booming noise surrounds Petunius before fading. He dodges some more fireballs and rolls across the ground, one just missing him.::

(Shoot...this is tough...)

::He purses and presses his tongue against his teeth, letting out a high pitched whistle. Lee once again amplifies his powers, making the high-pitched noise even louder.::

::Petunius winces briefly and then turns around to see a scrawny runt of a boy attempting to attack him. He immediately raises his hand, absorbing the impact of the irritatingly high pitched noise with a glowing blue hand. He flicks out his other hand and sends the attack right back at the novice witch.::

"Moron, go take your pathetic little whistle to the dogs. It'll be more effective there."

::As an even more intense rain of meteors falls down, Petunius surrounds himself with the forcefield completely and sends two of them soaring back towards Lee's head. And then another, and then another, and then another. And then three more just for good measure, making it absolutely impossible for him to dodge all of the meteors.::

::Lee grits his teeth as his attack flies towards him. He quickly lowers the noise to a mute and watches as the meteors fly at him. He leaps across the floor one hitting his foot and making him spin in the air. Right as Lee was about to fall another one hits him and throws him back, hard.::

(Agh...stupid meteorites)

::He grabs a rock before standing up. After a few more of the fireballs fly in his direction, he starts to run towards Petunius. He leaps and spins avoiding the fireballs, until he is closer to the other witch. He looks into the sky, the fireballs reflecting in his bright eyes. He grins and then amplifies the roaring sound from the meteorites to extreme levels.::

(Come on...come on...)

::Lee amps it even more and looks at Petunius.::

::Petunius once again glows blue as the force of the attack is simply absorbed, much like an aural vaccuum and turned back against the other witch, the force acting much like a telekinetic shockwave intended to knock him on his ass. Hard. Petunius deflects seven more meteors at Lee, making sure they surround him completely.::

::Lee again lowers the sound and then flies back after the telekinetic wave smashes into him. Flying through the air, the meteorites zip towards him. Once smashes into him and breaks his arm.::

"Agh!"

::Another one flies and smashes near his head, while the others create small craters around him, making the ground bumpy. Lee climbs slowly and painfully behind the meteorites before watching Petunius. He blinks hard before lowering the noise around him to nothing.::

(Damn...my arm)

::Petunius smirks at the pitiful sight of the other witch cowering behind the meteors.::

"Had enough? Come face your death like a man!"