Seriously. What's with all the fucking that's been going on lately?

Yeah! And what's with the lack of details? You fade out waaay too soon. People no longer appreciate the importancy of foreplay! *grumbles*

I personally think it's about time. Nobody was having anything resembling a sex life, and that's what? 20, 30, 40 odd people not having sex; they were bound to have some pent up...energy. Also notice how only two couples had actually had sex at all, that I can remember, before recent changes.

I think the lack of foreplay is to do with the lack of this being a porn site...or maybe I'm just a bit of a prude. :D

I do think there is a certain deft skill when writing this sort of thing, wherein you write a lot, but it's not graphic, but it very easily leads on the mind to think it's a lot kinkier than you believe.

If I made two NPCs get it on, you'd see what I mean. There are ways of writing much, but not too much. Basically if you stay away from naughty words, and even then, only give allusions, you do a lot better job than something uncensored.

True. I didn't make up this "fade out" rule, but I think it's a nice idea. Although it's fair that the characters wanna screw, this isn't a porn site. Actually, I think it'd violate the ToS to have graphic porn so... yeah.

Ew. Just ew. Get a vibrator, Lirie. You can only write so much. I think it fades out appropriately, though even sometimes, I think it may go on beyond what it should.

And I thought Moony was the resident slut.

I too am a fan of the fade out. We all know what sex is, we all have imaginations, why do we need people to write the kinky little details for us?

Ok so opinions...

Is the Patience/Alex sex scene taking too long?

Too detailed?

I think we should all take time to remember the father of the fade out. *points to self.* And back to obscurity I go.

:rolleyes: I should say something along the lines of "It's really sad that Kellan left a long, long time ago and still hangs out."

It's vile, perverted and discusting or possibly disgusting...

Dirty bastards.

So we have unison agreement: Yay for fade outs and ney to details.

Toots, fade out already and be done with it... :P

Looks like there's a few mixed sentiments going around. Some people want more, some less. Intriguing. Quite. I might get Piper and Leo to go for some lovin' just to show you the ropes. Unless you want sex to be at it's kinkiest-but-allowable-est, in which case it'd be Cole and Phoebe... ;) heh.

Ooh do the last one! Just kidding. I think that you shouldn't go past what you would see in an 'R' rated movie. So no showing of the genitals and no extreme details. Maybe give clues or something.

I really don't see a problem. Everyone seems to be fully capable of wielding discretion. And, if they're not, maybe they shouldn't be having sex in the first place.

Yeah yeah yeah...we would of been done before "Lirie" barged in (thanks for that by the way) except it took forever for both of us to be on at the same time. *Sigh*

Well, you were taking to long anyway! But... what about this Alex guy? He doesn't seem to be around a lot and he doesn't participate in the discussion. How are we suppose to get to know him if he's not here?

I know right? If he dosen't respond in a few then what say you and I ditch him at the rr? *sigh* Stupid me had to try and hook up with a noob...I should of just went for a regular...of course that would only leave me the girls as an option. :P

lol!

"What about me..."

Shinji too young for you Patience ;) He's 17 and he's... 'fresh'. =P

Fresh Meat! *Lirie roars and launches herself on Shinji with torches and pitchforks.

Actually the 'hooking up with a regular' is quite impossible (speaking about guys solely) - Vince is Paigified, Petunius has his whole Phoebe-disease and Luke... well, Luke is into gefilta-loving. *a sudden memory erupts*ponders*

I think I had a crush on Luke awhile back

Try and break up the couples. That's always a laugh. I'm surprised nobody's went for Piper yet, she's obviously unhappy in her marriage. Marraige? Fuck it. Though apparently Piper's a shit character now. Nobody believed me when I started saying she sucked, oh no. But now everybody's at it. Sigh, I set the trend.

*Points and laughs, Then is also hit by a memory.*

Damit so did I.

Damn you Brad for picking such a boinkable person to repersent you!

As for Shinji...you never know until you try darlin. ;)

Heh... Shinji won't really be going up to Patience and go. "Hi there. Name's Shinji, can I buy you a cup of coffee?"

Not even that.. :|

It is true that you never know until you try, but Shinji isn't going to try. He's scared and shy. Awww...

Excuse me? I'll have you know that I'm just ecstatic in my marriage, thank you very much! Of all the nerve...

'Course you are... that's why there were absolutely no signs of your marriage since... well, a very long time.

Got my arm around him, don't I? Don't make me take him home and prove you all wrong... :rolleyes: Jealous of my wonderful man, the lot of you.

He's just whipped is all.

Actualy darlin I'd rather have a bit'o you...Leo's gay anyway :P

Perhaps, but mostly spineless and puffish. I never did like him that much...

Patience you minx!

Wonder if Piper'd ever swing that way...

Ahem… I’m a bachelor…

(I expect the “Looking like a woman jokes” to be layer thick in regards to this post. Still, all are welcome.)

You do realize that the "looking like a woman" thing would be good for...say...a gay or bisexual female memeber of this group...I mean come on...you get the girly looks and the bonus of a penis (not that it is required mind you ;) )

And Kt one can only hope...one can only hope.

That's a rather valid point Patience...

Man, the lack of sex in this place is depressing. There hasn't been any, apart from the raping and gaging of Andrea by Carys. Not that that's necessarily a good thing. Even Moony seems to be losing her touch. :o

Andrea and Carys would be really hot if it wasn't so, well, you know. I think they had a bit of trouble with the fading out thing because it really does indicate both want to... but they managed. Also Pet, have you missed Trix and Link in the lake? Link finally got ahead in this game we call lust...

Ha! I just read it. And ha. Aww, Link's officially a man. That was hilarious.

Trix defiled my favourite computer game character ever. I can't believe it, the hoor! Ah well, it was fun. He was so cute ^_^

Did you mean "the whore", "the horror" or quite possibly options one and two?

Heh, I meant hoor. It's like an old Scots way of saying whore, it's what they used to be called. Possibly exists in English and Irish too, really not sure.

Also spelt h00r.

<_< nobody chuckled at my 'getting ahead' pun.