Luke's Ledger is an article which updates the week's happenings on ACW. Read it to fully catch up, or just enjoy his comments on the events. You may comment on this article. It doesn't have to be 'in character' as such, but post constructive comments about the article ONLY.

Luke's Ledger Vol. 1: Issue 3

February 15th 2005


And yet again, another week at ACW has been completed. Let's go on to all of the juicy details, shall we?

Previously on A Charmed World, Trix met Parker. Trix did Parker and then they went to the market together. How cute. It was until Parker was about to commit petty theft, trying to utilize Trix's abilities to steal a fucking map. Jesus Christ. After the demon emasculated Parker, she quickly lost interest in him and after much arguing, Parker left for Quake. Here, I thought that those two crazy kids would end up together. Except when I totally knew that they weren't.

Carys is looking for fun and "fun" happens to look like me. She was looking for no-strings-attached sex and she found me...er, Lenin irresistible yet again but who can honestly blame her? Unlike her, I'm not so much in the one night stands and the fuck-'n'-run hijinks anymore and Carys couldn't take it. Angry, Lenin left (after making out naked mind you, no actual sex) and therefore, I was pissed off, too. I went to the beach for relaxation and conveniently, Carys went there too to find a good fuck. Instead, she found Bruce (then again, who's to say that Bruce isn't a good fuck?). I went to the Magic Shop if you all care, which by the way, I'm sure that you don't.

Valterra and Patience opened the door to find Karen in the form of Lee. Karen staged Lee's "death" and this prompted me (who happened to be leaving for work to type up this godforsaken summary) to go to the police, leave a note there and take off to do stuff that'll be mentioned later and has already been mentioned. Chronology sucks in this World, doesn't it? The two women went to P3 and haven't really done anything worth mentioning since. Except meet up with Lirie.

Mandi, after her chat with Petunius, ran into me sleepwalking. God, I hate it when that happens. The bitch invaded my dreams...you know, the bad childhood memories of spouse-murdering proportions when I was a kid? Yep. Those... She met with an equally annoying Shadow who tends to inappropriately space and uses the word "ya" frequently. Not that is even a word in itself. They tried to perform a ritual but nothing happened. Except a spellchecker entering their lives. Here's hoping that they actually use it...

In a series of events that have taken up a year, Chloe and Andrea, despite their recent predicament, finally consummated their relationship. Twice. Nothing more needs to be mentioned because we all know what that means: lesbium lovin'.

Karen has been discovered by the now active Darryl, who has blamed Patience and Valterra for his/her "beating", telling them to go to P3.

Moony and Cella had a savoring dispute over Cole and what not. This lead into a brief catfight, which is quickly stopped by Piper. They are kicked out of P3, nearly banned for their conduct. They fight some more and at some point, they arrive at Moony's place and she takes a lock of Cella's hair. She performs a ritual and suddenly, Cole is angry with Cella. Sensing something chicken-y for a change, she blinks back over to Moony's later to confront her.

Vince vanquished the demon in the back alley. Piper and Paige are at P3.

And for reasons unknown, Petunius somehow has enough power to raise the dead with a spell and a potion as Prue is back from the dead. Hope she sends him flying into a wall.

I think that's all that happened. Surprisingly, this is much more than I realized had transpired in the World. Anyway, until next week.

Did I happen to mention that Valentine's Day sucks?

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Uh...I don't think anything else needs to be said. Heh heh.

:D great article, had me laughing aloud a couple of times.

Uberly cool, Luke! *two thumbs up* Can't wait for the next issue :P

Of course, my writing skills are better, but hey, I'm just saying...

Yes Yes, it was a great article indeed!

But this issue didn't have anything on Shinji. Oh well, maybe next issue. LOL...

Good work, can't wait to see the next Issue seriosuly. :)

I knew I forgot something in there. Meh. I'll put it in next week's issue.

By the way, thanks for your positive comments.

I can read that, Lirie. I do have 20/20 vision. :D

Never thought otherwise...

And you were suppose to read that :P

Very nice article. this is great. Now I don't have to bother trying to keep up.

Great Article. I agree with Trix, it's a great way to catch up.

And Parker and Trix will be together again...

You're kidding yourself, honey.