Luke's Ledger is an article which updates the week's happenings on ACW. Read it to fully catch up, or just enjoy his comments on the events. You may comment on this article. It doesn't have to be 'in character' as such, but post comments about the article ONLY.

Luke's Ledger Vol. 1: Issue 4

February 21st 2005


So what's been happening since the last edition of Luke's Ledger?  Well, I'll tell you because that's what I'm here for after all...

Last time we checked, Shinji was confronted by Hekate after the Wiccan sent her to retrieve the scrying crystal that he stole.  Like it's just a crystal, dude.  It doesn't cost much, at least that's what I've heard.  If you were trying to lose your shy demeanor so that you can be a badass, do yourself a favor and don't.  That experience with Hekate will bring bad luck for the next, oh, thirteen years and counting...

No, I'm not talking about me.  I'm talking about a clone's experience.  Big difference.

Anyway, that was what I neglected to talk about in last week's edition.  Shinji got a power progression during all of that, enabling him to use his out-of-body projection in multiple directions, I believe.  He went to the beach and guess what?  Parker was there!  He attacked Shinji and conjured up a dragon.  Paz arrived on the scene at some point and Shinji tried to cast a spell to pluck Parker into the air and hold him there.  Brilliant move there, dumbass.  You can do that with your powers and if you want him to remain there, you could just stay there and concentrate and stuff.  Even then, he could have shimmered off.  He does shimmer however, fearing the spell's work and appeared behind Shinji to take a lock of his hair before leaves.  Shinji fucks off to the Magic Shop to scry for said demon.  I'm impressed that the Wiccan hasn't vanquished his kleptomaniac ass yet.

See?  What did I tell you about bad luck?  Listen to your elders.  Not those Elders, you fool!  Not that I know about them or anything...

Trix seems to have made friends with the cute dragon.  Ain't he adorable?

There's another new bitch in town and she's better than the original.  I'm stating to take offense to these doubles.  Makes my power obsolete.  Her name is Valnerra and she's deliciously bitched at Mandi and Shadow at P3 for not having lives of their own and oh, yeah, being horrible people by revealing normally confidential stuff like, I don't know, my dreams/memories?  I like Valnerra.  She's drinking with Patience, though Patience believes that this is really Valterra.  Long story short, they go to Patience's penthouse.

Speaking of the watered-down bitch, she's gone to a psychic at the Magic Shop.  Good luck with that...

Lirie left P3 briefly to go to the cemetery and happened to run into Petunius and a resurrected Prue.  For reasons unknown and ludicrous, he has her go to P3 to stall the Charmed Ones at the club.

At the club, I'm drinking and complaining about how crappy my life is because seriously, money, a job, a penthouse and smouldering good looks isn't enough for me.  No.  I have to have it all.  Leo and I talk and stuff about the stable life I so desperately want.  Piper also bitched at Mandi for smoking in her club and Paige was suddenly overwhelmed by this uneasy feeling.  Think it has anything to do with Prue's recent resurrection?  Lirie arrives and stalls or whatever.  I really couldn't care less because that was a pointless maneuver.  Anyway, she blurted out that Prue's been brought back.  Wonder how that'll turn out.

Leo orbs discretely to the cemetery and discovers Prue...alive.  Like any other concerned brother-in-law, he wonders why the hell Petunius brought her back from the dead.  I'm wondering that, too.

And I'm trying to sleep apparently, too.  I summoned a clone because you all remember the last two times I went to sleep.  Woke up and started typing this.

Anyway, to conclude the Prue-has-been-brought-back-from-the-dead update, Petunius has went to the Wiccan to give her his sob story about how he fucked up.  Again.  Leo and Prue?  They orbed home.

That's all for this week.  Since I won't be as active next week, I might submit an early edition later in the week or something...

I like me too. I'm major hardcore badass to the bone.

Mmmmhmmm :D

Good article btw...I can't see where you left anything out...

Shinji headed off to the Lake not the beach. :D

But good articles, good catch up reading.

w00t! These Luke's Ledgers make my day, seriously... :D