"This is my first day in the world and my main question is 'Why does the Landlords office smell so badly?' At the moment i'm feeling a bit lost, not physically, just not fitting in, not as being evil, but just finding my place in the world. Do I have to get a job, i think i do, but then again, I'm evil, so why should i bother, i could just kill a few innocents and steal their money."

I met this girl demon or warlock in the magic shop, she looked interesting, but then the stupid wiccan kicked me and this other demon or warlock out. But anyways back to the girl, she was in this low cut red dress, and anyways, she turned up in the market right after I did and offered to help me out, so i offered her some poison to kill some annoying witches with, whether she'll take it or not is a different story. but I can see her being useful in more ways than one. I've decided to try to get a job somewhere, after I sort out the girl demon, who, may I add, is damn fine. Maybe I'll take her out for a drink sometime or maybe she'll try to kill me for even thinking it.

I finally found out the girls name and now we're witch hunting together... who says romance is dead. A good kill followed by a few drinks and then maybe something more. I can see this possibly developing into something more than friendship.

Since last time I've almost killed two witches twice. Arika is now officially my girlfriend but that may be very short lived as I've been savagely attacked by cerebrus and I've been stabbed with my own poison.

I guess this is it, the ingredients Parker gave Petunius and Arika are for a more deadly poison. Petunius is probably force it down my throat first before he gives it to the dying witch on the floor. Maybe if i make itlook like it's curing me then hell give it to the witch who will die much quicker because she's had the poison in her system much longer than I have. So i'm gonna die half naked, chewed up and poisoned, what a truly crappy way to die.

Indeed. For someone who's at death's door, you sure do talk a lot, and so coherently too! Well done. If you die, can The Voice have... oh... you have nothing The Voice wants. Poor you.

Possibly not so much with the dying, and have you seen the pig piles of bloody vomit. Why do I have to make so much mess

The Voice doesn't know. We didn't see Andrea making such a mess, did we? You just had to be grotesque and not know how to keep control of your body. So. Dead yet?

Not yet... You really wan't me dead don't you, and aren't you meant to be non judgmental and stuff