Luke's Ledger Vol. 1 Issue 6

11th March 2005


Hi, there!  Welcome back!  What an eventful week this has been, compared to the last issue where I had to recap two weeks.  It seems that you all listened to me for once and you know, did something.  It's about feckin' time (yes, I stole that you from, Paz!  Muahahahahaha!)!

Now, onto the week's events:

As you know, Chloe took back that cheating hussy of a girlfriend of hers.  You know.  Andrea.  That one that looks like that chick from that crap group of musicians called The Corrs.  Anyway, she told her to make it clear with that slut Carys that there is nothing between them.

Carys went to church (ha!) and was confronted with a ghost taking the form of Andrea and it nearly killed her.  But it didn't scare her away from Andrea at all.  They met with each other again and arrived at Andrea's apartment.  Andrea vacillated between not wanting and wanting Carys.  The bitch.  At least she has a relationship unlike the rest of us and she's throwing that down the drain.  Well...Andrea is a bitch.  She's a big fat bitch.  She's the third biggest bitch in the whole A Charmed World.  On Monday, she's a bitch, on Tuesday, she's a bitch, Wednesday and Thursday, she's a bitch.  On Friday and Saturday, she's a bitch!  Then on Sunday, just to be different she's a big Kamehameha beyotch!  BITCHBITCHBITCHBITCHBITCHBITCHBITCHBITCH, she's a fuckin' bitch.  Andrea's a bitch...she's a big, fat fuckin' beyotch...uh, yeah.

Patience and Valnerra spoke some more before Patience ended up killing the Valterra clone.  She had it coming.  I mean, she looks like that wasted the sweet oxygen of ACW!  Patience ran out and met Veronica.  They get involved in an all-too-brief catfight and end up going to the hospital.  Patience passes out from the massive burning in her gut.

Petunius and Shinji get kicked out of the Cavern.  HA!  At least when I used to demon hunt, I left on my own accord and actually killed a few of them.  They meet with a trio of evil; namely Parker, Jonathon and Arika.  They fight.  They stop.  Shinji is kidnapped by the evil fucks.

Shockingly, Ganondorf offered Paz more power and he accepted.  Fucktard.  We would expect, I don't know, me to fall for that because I'm greedy that way.  But Paz?  Shame on you!  SHAME!  His light powers were reversed and now he controls shadows and can shimmer.  The Wiccan, bless her, tried to help but he refused.  Now he's looking for a Charmed Ones...specifically Paige...

I think I'm going to add a new section to the ledger, called "WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE THINKING?"  In fact, I'll do it now!

I know that love is a wonderful thing.  Or rather, I heard that it was.  But what happened to the days when characters were established or did something in the World somewhat noteworthy before showing any actual affection to other people?  God.  So.  Boring.  To.  Read.  I'm not going to name any names because you know and I know who they are.  Please.  Please.  Please find something to do than exchange meaningless smiles that are disguised as "love at first sight".

I would mention that Arika and Jonathon kissed and that Bryn devirginized the Underworld's Landlord but I can't afford to buy a new laptop right now.  Just vile.

I think my rant is over for now.

I told you it would be scathing. :P

Nice of you not to mention the downside of that encounter.

I like the way you didn't consider that I probably typed this before that big fight.

That didn't cross my mind at the time, but I was referring to the ass kicking before we left the cave.

Not that any of that matters now, since you're pretty much demon mush now anyway. And this is off-topic so I'm outta here.

You know, I feel sorry for Andrea. She is dying, you know.

I didn't bother because it's becoming apparent that that is the only thing you will accomplish in pretty much any fight within the World for quite some time until you gain more experience.

I like this, because it has me in it. Yes, lots of me. Hoorah!

*sigh* the catfight was way to short wasn't it?

Luke nice point on the fighting. Ain't gonna get anywhere till ya know what you're doing!

Live and learn and put the knowledge to good use.

(Note to self: learn potion making and aiming them energy balls along with fighting skills.)

Catfight was definitely too short. It's a shame they're 'friends' now because it'll be hard for them to do it again. I blame Lirie for getting in the way :P

- kt

She keeps insulting me then you might just get a rematch...

I'm already getting my catfight fix between Moony and Cella, though that doesn't mean that there can't be any more.