Luke's Ledger Vol. 1 Issue 8

Saturday, 26th March 2005

Recently on A Charmed World:

Dante arrived on the scene and already developed a disliking for Petunius, though who could really blame him?  I'd hate someone who has the nerve to break into someone's home and then slam them again their own wall and then ask for help.  Not that that happened between those two, mind you.  After I (sort of) lied about the situation surrounding my death, Petunius shoved Dante out of the way to get the Wiccan's help.  The Wiccan, being the good shopkeeper that she is, served Dante first anyway.

After all of that, Dante arrived in the clearing and ran into an annoying Nymph and then, he went to the forest to meet the I-Squad (tm Andrea), who were irritating little bitches who decided to observe the Carys/Andrea/Chloe event in the log cabin, where Chloe was begging to be stabbed and was, well, stabbed in the arm.  I think.

After their pointless appearance at the log cabin, they meet Dante and annoy the shit out of him and everyone else involved, including a recently devirginized Link with Epona and Trix.  I wonder if Navi knows about their lake fornication ...

And on the note of pointless appearances, Petunius went to the manor to speak with the Charmed Ones, running into Phoebe and Paige and nothing more than a "Hi, how're you?" was really exchanged since he leaves for his home after that.  Upstairs, Piper helps Prue get to bed as she describes what the last four years have been like, only to drift away to sleep.

Of course, Prue's resurrection has the Elders concerned as well as Leo as they have a meeting Up There.

Down There?  The Source makes a friend!  I'd be more excited if he didn't, you know, kill me!  They are also talking about Prue's return to the land of the living and it is apparently advantageous to them.  By "them", I mean The Source and the Seer.

Because I'm lazy, I'm going to continue with the Underworld news.  I wonder when someone is going to inform me that my first and only charge, Shinji, had his powers stripped and his throat slit by Parker and died in the Arena.  Though Shinji had an ace up his sleeve as a spell he happened to think of prior to his death has apparently trapped Parker, who has been approached by the Angel of Death.

Meanwhile, I'm being haunted by the Clones of Life Past who have gone out of their way to convince me how crappy I am at everything.  Went to the Wiccan.  Said it was something psychological and that I was angry that I never had the chance to tell them goodbye.  She did inform me that Ariel was alive again, though where?  We don't know.  Go figure that I can't hear Shinji's call and that I'm lounging shirtless on the island in the middle of the lake trying to relax as my charge is being murdered by a demon.

Guess what?  GUESS?!  GUESS!

The ACW Challenge looks like it was finally happening and for the moment, we have 15 participants as two of them have been killed.

See you next week.

It pisses me off that people always pick the ACW Challenge time to start dying <_<

Oh pleeeeaaase, it's not like it's my fault that I died. Go blame Parker for killing me first, then blame me for killing Parker.

But hey... Great entry Luke, I have a little paragraph about my death. Just... lovely. And thanks.

You could have suffered for a couple of posts before offing yourself. :lol:

Verreh nice, Luke.

Parker didn't exactly give me any choice about that. A dagger was placed at my throat and sliced.

You could say I should not be paralysed but hey, without his power it was hard to avoid the incoming potion. I could have waited longer but that'd be unfair.

Parker could have asked Shinji for any last words, but Shinji would and might spell him to death. :lol:

Great entry Luke. One question. The I-Squad? Huh? :blink:

The I-squad=You guys.

Cos you three are like a team, see?

Right. And we have a name because?

Because you three are weird people who watched Chloe/Andrea/Carys battle it out... (kinda) and then disappear away. It's... a little unnatural when you see people in pain you go to help right? At least emotionwise someone did but hey, the I-Squad is not named you three now. There's no running away from the name ;) Or is there?

There isn't.

Okay then. Andrea did state that she didn't want us to help in the OOC place. <_<

No, because that would be meta-gaming. And that's against the rules.

And here comes the I-Squad... :rolleyes:

I-Squad rocks. I can see it expanding in the future to an all-powerful team. Nobody will want to mess with the I-Squad. Nobody.

They'll never compare to Morons Inc though. Aww how I miss them.

Morons inc? Whozzat?

*pats Trix

A gang of idiots pre-dating this gang of idiots. Led by the now (shockingly) deceased Theo and Justin.

Petunius. Art of subtlety. Learn it.

I wish I could join the I-Squad, my eyes are big enough, but I haven't been going around watching things like they do.

Are you guys recruiting?

Subtlety's overrated. And poor, poor Shinji. You go away for a couple of days and there's a death.

If you want to join the I-Squad Veronica I am sure we can make the arrangements.