Title: Back Alleyway
Landlord - April 14, 2005 01:30 AM (GMT)
P3 has an alley, so why not CW Apartments? Granted P3 is a bit cooler, but still.
Feel free to lurk and whatnot.
Chloe - April 14, 2005 01:50 AM (GMT)
::Chloe lowers Andrea as carefully as possible to the ground, falling a bit too quickly for Andrea to possibly land on her feet. She quickly forms arms while still a foot or two above the ground. Idiot. She lands almost as hard as Andrea does.::
Andrea - April 14, 2005 01:52 AM (GMT)
::Andrea squeaks loudly as she smacks into the ground. Thanks Chloe. She rolls over and manages to be underneath the bird in question as she also falls. Thanks for that too. With a groan, she gets out from underneath Chloe and rolls over.::
"You okay?"
Chloe - April 14, 2005 01:59 AM (GMT)
::Chloe stands as well, vaguely embaressed at her wonderful flying and aim and whatnot.::
"Am I okay? You're the one who got dropped and then squished..."
::She hugs Andrea and then goes back into escape mode.::
"Alright, going to one of those random abandoned places is kind of predictable... where should we go? Nowhere with too many people..."
Andrea - April 14, 2005 11:15 AM (GMT)
"Wherever! Maybe we should go somewhere with too many people, they won't fricking try anything there!"
(Sure they'll let us in in our panties... I wonder if the mall's still open... but there's those witches in P3 and they can protect us. I know they can.)
::Glancing around fearfully, Andrea takes Chloe's hand and leads her to P3.::
Luke - April 19, 2005 10:57 PM (GMT)
::A swan-diving orb cloud reforms into Luke and he walks to the front entrance of CW Apartments.::
Angelo - May 7, 2005 07:28 AM (GMT)
::Angelo glances up at the building and mistakenly thinking it to be a hostel of some kind, heads towards the front entrance.::
The Source - May 27, 2005 01:24 AM (GMT)
::Flames in. Dumps Luke. Flames out.::
Luke - May 27, 2005 01:29 AM (GMT)
::Luke rolls on his side in agony, staring at the darklighter arrow lodged in his arm. He does some wincing and such, wanting to pull the projectile out desperately but unable to do this.::
Petunius - May 27, 2005 06:00 AM (GMT)
::Petunius walks down the alleyway and spots a figure lying on the floor in the distance. Thinking that it was just some hobo who'd clearly had more than enough to drink, he slowly edges forward, ready to bitch out the tramp about finding himself somewhere else to go to when the rising sunlight illuminates the victim's face...::
"...Luke?"
::He walks slowly over to the whitelighter and steps over him to get a better view. He internally finds himself asking why he was still here, even after realising the identity of the victim but quickly pushes the thought away when he notices something in Luke's arm.::
"Darklighter arrow."
::Thinking quickly, he takes off his jacket and kneels down on the ground before ripping off a piece of his shirt.::
"Okay, take it easy. This is gonna hurt like a bitch, but only for a second."
::He slowly reaches over to the arrow and yanks it out before quickly wrapping the ripped piece of the shirt tightly around the wound.::
Luke - May 27, 2005 10:13 AM (GMT)
::Luke, as excepted, screams as the darklighter arrow is pulled out. He begins to shiver, the poison from the arrow continuing to take its toll.::
Petunius - May 27, 2005 10:15 AM (GMT)
"Crap on a stick. We have to get another whitelighter."
::Petunius slowly takes Luke's uninjured arm and puts it round his own shoulder, helping the whitelighter to his feet before dashing with him towards the front entrance.::
Shadow - June 13, 2005 12:09 AM (GMT)
::Shadow flies in, floating over to the front entrance.::
Petunius - June 23, 2005 01:38 PM (GMT)
::Petunius comes hurtling down towards the concrete at a frightening speed, managing to surround himself with a glowing blue forcefield at the last minute and bouncing off a wall. He goes flying into a dumpster.::
"SONOFABITCH!"
Julie - June 23, 2005 01:44 PM (GMT)
::Julie comes around and looks into the dumpster.::
"Are you okay Petunius?"
Abe - June 24, 2005 02:06 AM (GMT)
::Abe, on route to his the apartment complex, hears Julie and Petunius. So he heads into the alleyway.::
"Julie?"
::He steps closer, viewing inside the dumpster.::
"Petunius?"
Julie - June 24, 2005 11:20 AM (GMT)
"Good boy, you know our names. Now help Petunius out of the dumpster."
Debbie - June 24, 2005 11:26 AM (GMT)
::A beam of light appears out of the sky and Debbie steps out of it. She straightens her cardigan and then puts on a happy face, a leaflet on the benefits of chastity appearing out of a flash of light in her head::
(Time to get the sinners)
"Hello y'all, mah names Debbie and ah'm here to tell you about Jaysus."
::Her smile wavers and she senses the tepid air of lesbianism floating around Julie::
"Especially you. Jaysus made pensis' for a reason, honey. Have a leaflet."
::An 'it's not OK to be GAY' leaflet appears in Debbie's hand and she pushes into Julie's::
"Now this is me trying to help you get out of Hades. I'm not coming onto you. This kind of physical contact is ok between ladies. But it has to stop here."
The Powers That Be - June 24, 2005 11:28 AM (GMT)
[Oh yeah. Counter-sin of self control is gone. Sorry!]
Julie - June 24, 2005 11:31 AM (GMT)
::Julie looks at the pamphlet.::
"Thanks, I'll take a look at it and I'll let you know how you changed my whole life."
(Bumpkin.)
::She nudges Abe before shoving the thing in her pocket then turns to help Pet out of the dumpster.::
Debbie - June 24, 2005 11:34 AM (GMT)
::Debbie smiles, knowing her work here was done, and then begins to turn away. She pauses, then looks at Abe::
"I get the feeling you're a sodomite. Make sure you read the leaflet too. And don't forget that Jaysus is watching."
Julie - June 24, 2005 11:34 AM (GMT)
Debbie - June 24, 2005 11:38 AM (GMT)
"Listen, y'all, ah just had an idea. Why don't you two go out on a date? It'd show to Jaysus that you're both willing to stop living in a state of sexual deviance. An he likes it when people have babies. Though first get married."
::Her face lights up and she raises both hands, conjuration a bible and marriage certificate::
"Ah can marry yah both right here! Right nah!"
Julie - June 24, 2005 11:40 AM (GMT)
"That's okay really, marriage is nothing without love."
::She turns to Abe.::
"No offence..."
(and I already am having a baby, my girlfriend is pregnant with the spawn of satan.)
Debbie - June 24, 2005 11:42 AM (GMT)
"As long as yah satisfy yah man then everythang can work out fahne. Any problems can be worked out with a little help from Jaysus."
::She throws the bible at Julie and then crosses her arms::
"Read it. Right nah."
Julie - June 24, 2005 11:44 AM (GMT)
::Julie throws the bible back at Debbie.::
"No thanks, I've got more important things to do."
(I'm on a never ending quest to save my girlfriend.)
Debbie - June 24, 2005 11:47 AM (GMT)
"Sinnah! There's nothin more important than Jaysus!"
::Debbie's eyes flash and she throws her hand up, palm first. A set of rosary beads fly out and wrap themselves around Julie::
"AH'M GUNNA NEED A YOUNG PRIEST N' AN OLD PRIEST! TAHME FOR AN EXORCISM!"
Julie - June 24, 2005 11:50 AM (GMT)
"Okay, yeah, no. Too far lady."
::Getting a little pissed off Julie breaks the rosary and makes a run for it to the front entrance.::
Debbie - June 24, 2005 11:52 AM (GMT)
::Debbie runs towards the Front Entrance, leaving a cloud of religious propoganda floating in her wake::
Petunius - June 24, 2005 12:46 PM (GMT)
::Petunius blinks, apparently dazed by the arma of the dumpster as well as the religious propaganda. He quickly runs off in the direction that Julie went in.::
Abe - June 24, 2005 03:21 PM (GMT)
::...::
"What the fuck?!"
::Abe runs after them.::
Peyton - July 23, 2005 10:40 PM (GMT)
::Peyton slowly descends down from Julie's apartment along with Lirie. He hovers above one of the dumpsters and stares at Lirie for a while.::
"You know, I never actually did anything to you. I only showed up to your stupid friend's party in the vain hopes of maintaining some semblance of normality. And what do I get in return? Wacky hijinks, angry goats and rampant lesbianism. Well I've had it with all of your crap. And there's only once place to put crap."
::He waves his hand at one of the dumpsters, telekinetically opening the lid before TKing Lirie into the dumpster, making sure she's buried deep into the mouldy old rubbish that's inside before TKing the lid shut.::
"And now I'll say good night."
::He levitates upwards towards the window of Julie's apartment and goes in.::
Lirie - July 23, 2005 10:48 PM (GMT)
:: Lirie shrieks indignantly, crawling her way out of twenty kinds of different crap. She pushes against the lid once, twice, finally opening it on th third time and stumbles out. Landing onto the asphant, she picks remains of chinese noodles out of her hair and swats off other crap, before marching to the front entrance ::
Shadow - August 28, 2005 05:32 PM (GMT)
::Shadow lands on one of the dumpsters, transforming in mid-air. She slides off the dumpster and, noticing the trail of garbage, follows it to the Front Entrance.::
Andrea - January 29, 2006 05:47 PM (GMT)
::Andrea pulls Julie around and, well, I'm not going to lie. She TKs her into the dumpster and bangs the lid down.::
"Stay in there!"
::She pants for breath and waits, scared out of her mind.::
Julie - January 29, 2006 05:48 PM (GMT)
"Andrea! What the fuck!"
::Julie pushes the lid open and looks down at Andrea.::
Andrea - January 29, 2006 05:51 PM (GMT)
"Do what I bloody well tell you!"
::She uses her power to slam the lid again, half hoping to hit Julie with it for her cheek.::
Julie - January 29, 2006 05:52 PM (GMT)
::Thankfully Julie sits before the lid hits her.::
"What the hell is going on?"
Andrea - January 29, 2006 05:53 PM (GMT)
"She's a furie, idiot. She punishes the guilty."
::Andrea pauses.::
"And I'm sorry for calling you an idiot."
Julie - January 29, 2006 05:53 PM (GMT)
"Oh..."
::Julie shushes.::