Luke's Ledger Vol. 1 Issue 11

Sunday 17th April 2005

Previously on ACW, KT cashed in her first social security check as a senior citizen and had hip replacement surgery.

Anyway, some things did happen to our characters this past week:

• Carys reunited with Karen and they are on the hunt for Chloe and Andrea. As Contrivance would have it, the sisters are in the club with the lesbos. In other news: the back alleyway that suddenly appeared out of nowhere has always been there. It was hiding from Karen.
• Dante and Veronica met with Dominick and Mandi, the latter of which is trying to figure out what Veronica's power.
• Rory and Petunius got drunk. And had wild sex. Well, not really seeing as neither of them has ever made contact with one another.
• A demon, a warlock and a Siren walked into a bar. Ordered some drinks. Brennan and Trix bitched at each other. Then, Brennan and Moony left Trix the lesbian (according to Karen) to have some sex in the Underworld. Both probably have hidden agendas with this fucking so we'll see where this'll take us...
• Jonathon drained the poti-ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
• Azura became my charge and we got involved with a fight with Paz, who was harming Dante and Veronica. Abe appears later. Paz retreated (so did Azura, Abe and myself at some point of the fight but returned). Shortly after that, Petunius and I got in a little argument where nasty fish remarks where used. Poor Ariel.
• Paige had a chat with myself and Petunius separately, resulting in coming out of the Whitelighter closet and a sob story, respectively.
• Julie and Patience had lots and lots of lesbian sex.
• Tatum became initiated to the I-Squad. She and Shadow finally left Link and Navi the fuck alone.
• Summer bought Carys and Karen crappy champa...Zzzz...
• Sameth was just there. Nothing much happened save for The Weather attacking him.
• Adrianne has a little crush on Brennan. Nothing much more.
• Paz left Lirie a creepy letter, threatening to kill her and her little dog, too.

I think that is all for the week and I think I included everyone this time around, so yay! My favorite and what the fuck? quotes of the week:

"Link! She's a moron! Her inability to react to real situations makes her an easy target for destroying! Even if you try to stab her, she'll stand around and chat like nothing's happened! Kill her!" - Navi

"You have a point[, Mandi]. And where did [the chainsaw] just appear from[?] I mean [with my baseball bat] you start to see [it] appear." - Dominick

Heh, Navi. And what sense does that last sentence make, Dominick?

Meh. See you next week.

I really laughed at that part :D

Everyone, huh?

Great issue? Spoiler: :Dnot really

I think you need to learn what a spoiler is...

*gasps in horror and plans to murder Brad* I was mentioned LAST? Not even bolded! <_< AND after Addrianne??? :angry:

What did I ever do to you??? :ph43r:

I released that I forgot to bold you after the fact. Oh, well.

I'll kill myself only so I could haunt you and screw up your life even further <_<

My story kicked your coming out whitelighter pride parade thingy to the curb. I didn't see you get a hug. Ha.

And I wanna kill Lirie's little dog too.

What does Makasyan has to do with anything?

Erm, I-Squad?

Heeeee :D

I'll nevah teeeeeellllllllllllllllllll

I love that film. Worst ending ever, but the rest was good.

Lol oh us. Then Patience goes and turns out pregnant... go figure.

Don't worry there Jules...it isn't yours...

It's MINE!!! Bwahah!