Yeah, no shit. Seriously. Maud's been working like a dog on this for a few weeks and I'm really quite confident that she's actually up to the job of this. Good kid, Maud. Good kid indeed. Hot.

Anyway. You all knew it was coming, eventually, and if you didn't, well... you were out of the loop, so ha!

Without further ado, I present to you the utterly aesthetically pleasing AHW. Go. Join. Feel embarrassed by the intriguing auditioning process. Don't be afraid that it might turn out like certain other ventures *cough* as Maud really has no life. She is English, after all.

I can't work out whether to be flattered or insulted...

Well, I did say you were hot. That was flattering, no?

Yes, but you also said I have no life.

Which is true. Hmm. *mulls it over*

*goes to join and think of a possible character. At the same time.

These Worlds are going to be the end of me and my so-called life.

Oh, and everyone tell me who you are. Because it's beginning to get confusing.

I'm Andrew on there. A nice, dull name to offset all the freakish ones.

Thank you!

Oh pah! You love our freakish names, Kt ^_^

Anyway. Whoot! More RPG goodness.

It had to be done. Keeping up with all the weird ones was starting to give me a headache ^_^

If I join AHW, my name will be something boring like Sally.

I be Litha, but you knew that.

Juliana.

You people and your stupid names.

Keelin. I know how much Kt loves that one ^_^

How does Chadwyck sound? Yes, it has a y.

Nevermind, I'm choosing Owen...or Logan. *cries*

Chadwyck sounds like the sort of name no-one in England would ever have ever.

What's wrong with Juliana? That's my cousin's name.

I like it, but you know me and names. :P

Hey why aren't you on msn?

Yeah... Litha and Gypsy. Tsk.

Look at that, we have a Julia. *knows who it is*

Who is it?

It's Hellie.

She'll change it no problem. ^_^

Discordia Travers. Who's that?

No-one I know. And who's Hellie?

Why would Hellie change her name? Julia's a fine name.

Who's Hellie, dammit?

I think Discordia is someone I made sign up. She's a really good RPer.

She better be.

She is! She co-runs the RPG on hogwarts-castle.com with me, so that speaks volumes.

If she's crap, I hold you fully responsible.

She's a friend of mine ^_^ The Harry Potter obsessed kind.

Hellie's grand. I recruted her! *recruits*

Yeah. A friend. Sure...

Hayden, by the way. Obv.

I know this is pervish, but being as how many sex addicts *coughpaigecough* there are on here, what is goings to be the rating?

Pervert.

We should only act as J.K. Rowling herself would write us. *nods*

Well at least I asked before someone tried.

And Im sorry Im a perv but Im used to seeing all the lesbians on here.

Pervert. Like here, no under-15s. Like here, basically. Sex is ok, with a fade-out, and no naming of things. I believe those are the rules?

Johnny, what name are you signing up under?

I'm not sure who I'm signing up as yet. Maybe Dom will make a reappearance.

Whew. He didn't have the chance to.

Those of you that frequent the board will know that sadly, it's closing. So we've been having a closing party that involves a lot of messing around. I believe Kirdy just murdered Hermione's cat and jumped on the body for a while. And there's more. Worse, more.

I'm sad! It's really weird but despite being all "meh, Harry Potter", I was good at the NPCs!