So my first day here wasn't all that bad. I got these nifty powers! Erin was so nice at first, but so touchy about being a crappy anime drawing. It's sooo not my fault she's got gray and white hair.

Anyways, I can smoke! It's so awesome! No more really long walks. I guess this means I'm gonna have to find other ways of losing weight. Bummer!

I met this really nice woman named Andrea. She's so cute! But she worries too much. She saved this other cute girl named Lily, who was bloodied up, and ew gross.

Andrea has a camel named Hunos. Funny name for a camel isn't it? She told me she's a witch, she has telekinisis which is so awesome! Her and Hunos went off to find a swamp monster...

Oh, Erin also told me I have empathy. I don't enjoy that one as much as smoking because, well, people around here seem to be upset a lot. Andrea's so worried all the time and Theo (this really nice guy I met at P3) is all depressed about losing everyone.

Oo! Theo came back from the dead, he was a witch before he died but now he's just a human. He's cute though.

Erin told me my job is to punish the guilty, but everyone keeps asking me if I'm evil. Maybe furies are evil. I should look it up...

Tomorrow me and Theo are gonna go get him a puppy!! Aww, that'll be great.

P.s.:I hope Andrea's okay.

Andrea's dead.

::Snicker.::

We had the weirdest trip ever! I was sleeping and my tv went on by itself and said something had been found at the park and that everyone had to go there, so I wasn't gonna miss out and smoked out there. When I got there Andrea and the rest of her buddies were there, right?

So I left them behind and went into this cave just to have Azura find me and Andrea follow me. Me and Andrea opened this trapdoor and when I got to the bottom there were these gold triangles, Andrea was still coming down the stairs and shouted at me "Don't touch it!" so I didn't! Then this big ugly guy called Ganondorf went and took them! It gave him ultimate power and we ended up in an alternate reality.

We got attacked by a giant pineapply thing so we ran to a ranch where I met the nicest little girl called Malon, she helped us out loads. When we got to the market near the castle we bought a bunch of defense instruments. I had the nicest bow! And a really great shield too! Oh yeah, then we convinced Petunius into getting a tunic (it was so funny!). I got a costume too, apparently it's a Sheikhan costume (not that I have any idea who they are, but it was fun apart from being really tight around the chest area.)

Then we got attacked by these women called the Gerudos. I thanked mommy and daddy for the archery classes, and sending me to camp too. We defeated them, but Andrea wouldn't let them be all hurt and stuff evern though they were trying to kill us, so she revived them with the red potion.

It wasn't long after that Paz (I think his name was) came and attacked us! He nearly killed Andrea and Lirie. His horse crushed my foot and he threw an energy ball at me that hit my arm and pretty much left it gone. Eventually though, Paz was almost done with but Ganondorf came and saved him. Not fun. Andrea got one of the Gerudo's horses and went after them, but she passed out.

Anyhow, after much red potion everyone was fixed. Dante and I went to the ranch and got new horses so that way we wouldn't have to ride the ones that were really injured. We checked out the castle to find a massive lava pit in the way... then we went find the Gerudo, and Andrea found the hookshot which she threw at me nearly decapitating me (bitch).

The Gerudo recognized us from earlier in the market, and tried to pretty much poke my eyes out with their spears. Andrea, Azura, Lirie and Petunius got caught and thrown into prison while I was still out fighting the damn women. Somehow I took them all out.

I tried helping them get out of the prison, but the rope I found was way too short and I couldn't tie it to anything. So without a warning Andrea uses an exploding potion and send a boulder flying at my head, I fall off my horse and bleed all over the place. I'm starting to think she doesn't like me so much.

After they got out of it, Andrea decides to be a good little girl, and make my work in defeating the Gerudo futile. They tried to kill me. It's killed or be killed. They were doing wrong, and they deserved what the got. But no, Andrea had to bring them all back to life because she's a goody goody. Idiot. See if I save your ass from getting killed by all those women next time.

I shouldn't get mad.

Then we went back to the castle and used the hookshot to get across the lava pit, and that was SO much fun. Of course, Petunius hates me, and I can't say I'm very fond of him, so whatever.

We all went into the castle and had to go through these doors, shooting these white orbs to get the defense off in the main tower. I got bitten by this huge flower thing, which was weird, but very thrilling!

So we went up the main tower and met this guy named Link who looked fabulous in his tunic. He had a fairy named Navi, I really liked her! I wish I had a fairy that smart!

Anyhow, we went all the way up and helped Link fight Ganondorf, who killed Andrea so we killed him. But with his last breath he tried to kill us by destroying the castle, but we made it out, Link got the last piece of the triforce and we got sent back home.

When we got back we found that Andrea was safe and sound. My powers work again! I was sad I didn't get to bring my bow and shield, but at least I got to watch my cartoons. Oh! I manipulated Azura into being happy! There's something about her... she knows I'm an empath, I guess she's one too.

I need to go find someone who knows more about Furies.

Sorry, what was that? The Voice was sleeping.