You can get lots of things here. Weapons, defence stuff, potions, food and drink, shiz like that. Need money? Try looking in the grass and inside flower pots. I'm serious!

[Paz appears in a crash of dark magic. But your powers aren't working! Bugger.]

"Uch, now where the fuck am I?"

::He stands up and dusts himself off, looking around at all the freaks and chickens. Some butterflies flap past his head as a couple spin around sickeningly by the fountain.::

"Vile."

::He attempts to throw a shadow ball, to no avil. He hisses and tries again.::

(What, no powers?!)

::Paz tries to shimmer only to find that also disabled. Gritting his teeth, he now looks around where he is, trying to find whoever else came through with him.::

(And i'm alone. Alone with no powers in a weird place.)

::A small girl chasing what appears to be a chicken stops and looks at Paz.::

"Hello. You're dressed funny!"

"Fuck off."

::He slaps her.::

::The girl looks shocked. Then wails.::

"You'll get over it one day, kid."

::He looks at the shop behind her, 'The Happy Mask Shop' apparently. Further in the distance, a dark castle looms. He takes a path he sees to the side of him, heading toward Hyrule Castle.::

[There's a terrifying evil laugh which rumbles over the land as it begins to rain.]

::Josie and the rest of her buddies come into the market having crossed the bridge outside. The rain is starting to soak her shirt.::

"Where do we go now? There are a million shops here."

::She looks at the archery shop.::

"Anyone good with a bow?"

"I'm more of a sword man, myself."

::Petunius glances around, spotting a few shiny swords that catch his eye.::

"Let's hope they have some magical ammo too. A few offensive and defensive potions'll come in pretty handy right now."

"I am!"

:: Lirie sing songs beside her, enjoying the soakiness. If she can't be a puddle, she'll envelop herself in one. ::

"Second place in national Israeli compertitions. But how are we going to pay? We don't have these rupee thingies..."

(We can always sell Petunius for slavery...)

"Exactly."

::Josie looks at Petunius.::

"How are we gonna pay for this stuff?"

::She spots a shiny green thing in one of the bushes and picks it up.::

"Well... convenient."

"Oh!"

::Andrea looks down suddenly.::

"I have these!"

::She pulls out a couple of potions from the belt.::

(Can't believe they're *still* not broken.)

"They're exploding potions. I guess that's, uh, my specialty..."

::She goes pink and avoids looking at Petunius.::

::Josie looks through the bushes for more shiny stones.::

"What am I? Minced meat?"

:: Lirie huffs and turns around, catching sight of another shiny green thing - whatever it is - and picks it up. ::

"So... now what?"

::Two villagers walk by.::

"Aye Tommy, isn't it a grand idea that everybody puts all their money in those pots and just leave them around for people to smash and steal?"

"Yup."

::The continue walking.::

::Hearing this, Andrea cautiously picks up one of the pots and drops it. It smashes and several red gems fall out.::

"Huh."

::She looks troubled.::

(It's wrong to steal. Not that I've not done it before, but...)

::She looks at Azura.::

:: Lirie follows the pair with her eyes and when they're far enough, kicks the nearest pot. It falls over, crashing, and reveals some money ::

"Awesome idea..."

:: She murmurs, picking it up. ::

::Josie does the same as Andrea but doesn't hesitate to pick up the rupees.::

"I think it's enough... if only I knew how much they were worth."

::Petunius glances at Andrea for a moment, but doesn't say anything. Instead, he reaches over to a few more flower pots, picking them up and dropping them to the ground one after the other. He then picks up all the rupees and looks at a few stores.::

"Convenient, all this money just lying around."

::He walks over to the potions stall and looks at all the different coloured vials, not having a clue what any of them did. He glances at the owner.::

"Hello. I'm looking for a few good offensive and defensive potions. Could you tell me what you have in stock?"

"We have Red Potion which is healing, Green Potion which restores magic power, and Blue Potion which does both."

::Josie looks at Lirie.::

"Uhm, what's your name?"

"Lirie. And yours?"

:: She moves closer to Petunius at the stall, smiling at Josie ::

::Petunius blinks and stares at the villager.::

"That's it? No exploding potions? No invisibility potions?"

(The hell are we gonna use a magic restoring potion for? Unless it can bring back our own magic...maybe worth a shot.)

"If the Great Fairies bless you with magic power, then it is possible to do that, I'm sure."

::He gives Petunius a strange look.::

"The red and green potions are 40 rupees each. The blue is 80."

"We take them."

:: Shoot Pet reprimanding stare ::

"Josie."

::Seeing as Lirie is more interested in the potions than anything, Josie walks to the archery shop by herself.::

"Hi, I need a couple of bows and plenty of arrows if you'd be so kind."

::Smiles at Josie.::

"The bow is 200 rupees and arrows are 40R for a bundle."

::Josie pulls out two yellow rupees.::

"Are these enough?"

::After having spent some time looking like a lost puppy, Andrea shrugs and picks up the rupees, looking again at Azura.::

"When in Rome?"

(I need a... weapon? But what? Like I could aim a bow...)

::She goes over to a stall and looks at the swords.::

(Like Azura would let me get one of these.)

::Petunius doesn't pay any attention to Lirie's stare and sighs wearily instead.::

"Okay, we'll take one of each then."

::He gets out the rupees, enough for all three and pays for them before walking away from the stall and towards Andrea and the others.::

"This world's magic? Sucks ass. You might wanna save those exploders for a real emergency, Andrea."

::The vendor nods at Josie and gets her change, handing her the bows, arrows, and a quiver to keep them in.::

"Thank you!"

:: Lirie shakes her head and buys another restoring potion, before trailing off to join Josie at the weapon shop. Smiling at the shopkeeper, she eyes the bow Josie just bought ::

"You can use these?"

:: Meanwhile, she beckons the shopkeeper to show her one of the bows on display ::

"Thanks"

::She smiles, swinging the quiver over her shoulder, she pulls out rupees from her pocket.::

"You wouldn't happen to have anything to make these arrows stronger, would you?"

::The shopkeeper shows Lirie the bow while frowning at Josie.::

"They're about as sturdy as they come, ma'am."

"Will do, Petunius."

::Andrea smiles at him then picks up a sword, slowly running it through the air.::

"What do you think? Do I suit the look? Do I look dangerous?"

::Couldn't look any more adorable.::

:: Lirie inspects the wood, then the string, looking like she knows what she's doing. Eesh. Turning to the shopkeeper, she eyes the arrows. ::

"Metal heads, I presume?"

::Josie inspects the arrow, pricking her finger on the tip.::

"You're right! Nice tips too! Thank you kind sir."

::She sucks her finger and heads out to meet everyone else abandoning Lirie.::

::Stares at Lirie.::

"Of course! What were you expecting? Grass?"

::Petunius grins at the sight of fearsome!Andrea and puts his potions away.::

"Oh yeah. You look absolutely terrifying. Woe to whoever crosses you."

::He gives her another smile which says the rather obvious "aww".::