Well, today has been the best day ever. I met this really cute guy named Aidan, we flirted a lot, then did the dirty. He asked if I would be his Boyfriend, and I said yeah, but I don't really know him that well. Plus, I was snooping around and found out that he is a witch! I can't believe he didn't tell me. But it's not like I told him I was a shape shifter.

Wow. It's been a while.

Aidan and I broke up, and he started going out with this guy, Paz. Total loser. And he has bad breath. He's got some wicked powers, but I still don't see what he sees in him.

More later, I have to go and find Link.

I may or may not have a vagina.

Dont' spam!

You don't fucking spam.

Anyway... I met a new magical friend today. She's kind of... Evil. But she was truthful to me, and she's blunt. Not like that bitch Sera who ditched me in the mall, probably to go have sex with a new girl. I'm pretty fed up with most of my friends. Aidan and Paz, the perfect fucking couple, look at me, I'm stable after I killed some people, then erased everyone's memories.

Rant ended, for now. <.<

Wiki's info on le black bear:

If one encounters a black bear in the wild, it must be given plenty of room; try to avoid any contact by slowly backing away and leaving the area. If a black bear charges at you, it is most likely a "bluff charge" where the bear "stops short". Bluff charges are designed to frighten you off or to assert dominance; stand your ground and do your best to appear imposing. Huddle together if in a group, raise your hands or backpack in the air to appear larger, and make plenty of noise. Unless you have come between a sow and her cubs (or you are simply unlucky), you will probably succeed in scaring it away. Avoid eye contact with the bear, but after it has engaged you, seek eye contact to discourage the animal. A bear that rears up on its hind legs is not signalling aggression; a black bear's range of view is a meter (three feet) off the ground, whereas a human's is between 1.5 and 2 m (five to six feet). It is trying to get a look at what you are and see whether you are a threat. If you hear the bear making a popping sound with its jaw, it is warning you that it is uncomfortable. That is a sign to slowly back away (if possible) and leave the area. Headlong flight must be avoided at all cost because the bear will pursue as prey and bears can achieve sustained speeds of up to 48 km/h (30 miles per hour).

If the bear charges and doesn't "stop short" but makes actual physical contact with you, you must fight back. Use whatever you have close at hand to try to injure it so that it no longer finds you worth the fight. In particular, aim for the nose, as it is a sensitive part of the bear, or the face in general. The bear's thick skull makes blows to the top and side of the head nearly useless. It is not uncommon for black bears to disengage after being injured; pepper spray in the eyes has been known to work, but one needs to be fairly close to the bear to hit the eyes with the spray. If fighting the bear does not seem like a wise choice, consider other options. If you play dead, grizzlies may leave you alone, but black bears will begin to eat you or drag you away. You cannot outrun a black bear. Climbing a tree is futile, since black bears excel at climbing trees. Retreat is usually the best option, but your retreat must be slow and methodical, backing away from the bear.

► The rules applicable to brown bear encounters
are not the same as those applicable to black
bear encounters. Brown bears are more likely to
make repeated bluff charges and conduct knock-
down attacks to defend cubs or a kill. They
may also smack the ground, bark and clack their
teeth together as part of a defensive posturing
to keep humans and other animals at bay. Brown
Sows are far more likely to defend their cubs
with force, way beyond a slashing attack to the
eyes and face. People have weathered brown bear
attacks (including Grizzly attacks) by dropping
into a "fetal" position with neck and face
between the knees with your hands over the back
of your neck, or by lying flat on the ground on
your stomach with hands link behind your neck.

Black bears are much less likely to engage in the kind of defensive behavior associated with brown bears. In most cases of rare black bear attack, the bears exhibited classic predatory behavior. They will not bark, clack teeth, or make noise. Rather, they will simply approach at a measured pace and attack the human as prey. The calm appearance of the black bear may have lured some victims into a false sense of security. A black bear calmly and steadily approaching that is not bothered by yelling or thrown objects should be considered extremely dangerous. Because black bear are much less likely to be conducting a purely defensive attack, "playing dead" is never an appropriate response with them.

We're all glad you're dead.