Well, tis been a hectic coupla days. Got a penthouse, went for a walk...
Pretty normal stuff, until I went into the Magic Shop and got blasted by an invisible ton of bricks. I mean, what is it with that chick? Probably unfulfilled...

Anyway, where was I? Oh yes.
After that, I went ot the Hospital to fix the broken ribs from when SOMEONE telekenetically blasted me. I should probably go to this 'Market' place in the Underworld.

I saw a bear. Whoop-de-doo. I've never actually seen one before. Not in real life.
Makes ya think...

Okay, Voicey, I'd like a bit of life advice. Something to make me a better (or worse, as the case may be) person.

Now, I'm just bopping around, looking for some magical stuff to buy, etc. etc. and I managed to find some cool shoes in a bush. And jeans. And a shirt. Cool, non?

Where the fuck is everyone? I seem to be continually missing everyone here. I as about to make a friend, maybe get some stuff, when I had to 'leave', so then I went to the Beach, the Forest, and now the Market..
Guess what. Its a complete wreck. I mean, whats the point of having a powerful Underworld Market when its just a heap of burnt wood?