Title: The Roof
Andrea - February 2, 2006 12:50 AM (GMT)
::Andrea pulls open the heavy door and pants as she and Azura scramble out onto the roof of the building. She takes in the view.::
"Wow. Never been up here before..."
Azura - February 2, 2006 12:51 AM (GMT)
:: Azura looks around and it is actually quite pretty. The view that is, not the roof itself.::
(Why did I agree to this.)
Andrea - February 2, 2006 12:53 AM (GMT)
::Andrea laughs and hands Azura the megaphone.::
"Okay. Let's go to the edge."
::And they do. There's a wall and a railing so it's VERY difficult to fall off.::
"Let's start simple, shall we? Shout 'crap'."
Azura - February 2, 2006 12:54 AM (GMT)
:: Azura holds the megaphone with two hands and is very gland for the wall and railing. No doubt Andrea would have done something silly and dragged them both off of the edge.::
"Andrea.... no."
:: She just can't.::
Andrea - February 2, 2006 12:56 AM (GMT)
"Hey, you lost the bet. You have to do it. Look; I'll go first."
::She grabs the megaphone and shouts into it.::
"CRAP!"
::It comes out loud and tinny. Andrea finds it really funny as she hands it back to Azura.::
Azura - February 2, 2006 12:58 AM (GMT)
:: Azura sighs and holds the megaphone up in front of her face. She takes a reath and...::
"..."
:: Nothing. She shakes her head, looks at Andrea then tries again.::
"C...rap."
Andrea - February 2, 2006 01:00 AM (GMT)
::Andrea laughs, but soon turns scolding.::
"Oh, that was shite!"
::She grabs the megaphone.::
"SHITE!"
::And now she just cracks up. Oh the maturity.::
Azura - February 2, 2006 01:02 AM (GMT)
:: Azura shakes her head and takes the megaphone from Andrea again. Oh the humilation. Luckily for her a nice little alcohol haze is kicking in and she's getting herself into a' sooner the better' frame of mind.::
"Stop being so immature."
:: Big breath.::
"Shite!"
:: Still not as loud as Andrea and it comes out pretentious. No really. She manages to swear in a pretentious fashion.::
Andrea - February 2, 2006 01:05 AM (GMT)
::Andrea now can't breathe for laughing. Hearing Azura even utter an obscenity, and on top of that all because Andrea totally pwned her at chess is just too much. She sits down, putting her palms on the ground and just laughs and laughs and laughs.::
Azura - February 2, 2006 01:08 AM (GMT)
:: Azura stares down at Andrea, letting the megaphone drop to her side. She raises an eyebrow.::
"Anything else you would like me to say or have you had enough amusement?"
Andrea - February 2, 2006 01:09 AM (GMT)
::Hyperventilates.::
"F-- f-- f--"
Azura - February 2, 2006 01:12 AM (GMT)
:: Azura sighs. She knows exactly what Andrea wants her to say.::
"Right. Okay."
:: Mmm tipsey. Anyway. She raises the megaphone, shuts her eyes and breaths in deeply.::
"FUCK!"
:: And now she starts laughing. What she is doing and why she is doing it is completely ridiculous.::
Andrea - February 2, 2006 01:13 AM (GMT)
::Andrea now cannot breathe.::
"Oh..."
::LMAO::
"My!"
::ROFL.::
"FUCKING GOD!"
::She just can't stop. She's crying her eyes out, on the dusty, dirty ground of the roof of CW, laughing her head off.::
Azura - February 2, 2006 01:14 AM (GMT)
:: Azura covers her mouth with her other hand and tries to get herself to stop laughing. No one will have heard her right? Ha! She knows fine well that the whole of CW has. Speaking through laughter she looks down at Andrea on the ground - at least she has stayed standing.::
"Is that all?"
Andrea - February 2, 2006 01:15 AM (GMT)
"N--n--n... say!"
::Andrea tries to get a hold of herself.::
(Shit-faced fuck-head bastard!)
Azura - February 2, 2006 01:19 AM (GMT)
"What?!"
:: Azura continues to laugh, taking her time to get herself under control.::
"Okay. Okay. Okay. Just let me prepare."
:: And she does. It's quite hilarious because it's all done through an alcohol induced stuper. Mostly it involves her staring straight ahead of her and becoming all straight faced and serious before she begins.::
"SHIT-FACED FUCK-HEAD BASTARD!"
:: She is pretty much yelling them now. Oh Az. Look at what she lets Andrea make her do.::
Andrea - February 2, 2006 01:21 AM (GMT)
::Just dies.::
"You crude bitch!"
Azura - February 2, 2006 01:23 AM (GMT)
:: Azura points the megaphone at Andrea in an accusitory fashion.::
"You made me!"
Andrea - February 2, 2006 01:25 AM (GMT)
"Oh God... oh God..."
::Is still on the ground.::
"I don't think I can take this..."
::LOL!::
Azura - February 2, 2006 01:27 AM (GMT)
"Andrea."
:: Azura whines but she is starting to laugh again. And laugh some more.::
"Why did I agree to this?"
Andrea - February 2, 2006 01:28 AM (GMT)
"Because!"
::Andrea tries to speak between bouts of uncontrollable laughter.::
"You're a loser!"
Azura - February 2, 2006 01:28 AM (GMT)
"I am not!"
:: Azura nudges poor laughing Andrea in the ribs with her foot.::
Andrea - February 2, 2006 01:29 AM (GMT)
::Which just causes Andrea to roll over onto her side. Oh, Andy. Her sides are in a lot of pain from so much laughing now. She's probably never laughed so much in her little life. Ahh.::
Azura - February 2, 2006 01:31 AM (GMT)
"It is not that funny!"
:: Azura nudges Andrea again with her foot, and again. Stop laughing. Stop it!::
Andrea - February 2, 2006 01:39 AM (GMT)
::She just can't stop. It's too funny. Azura. Swore.::
Azura - February 2, 2006 01:40 AM (GMT)
"Andrea!"
:: Azura kneels down on the dusty dusty rooftop and prods Andrea with her fingers.::
"Stop. It."
:: At the same time she is trying not to break out into giggles. Damn infectious laughter.::
Andrea - February 2, 2006 01:41 AM (GMT)
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Azura - February 2, 2006 01:42 AM (GMT)
:: Azura gives up and just laughs. Andrea is too far gone.::
Andrea - February 2, 2006 01:44 AM (GMT)
"Oh my God, oh my God, I need to tell... everyone!"
::Andrea pulls out a voice recorder and rewinds, then plays. It plays back Azura swearing, loudly, with a background noise of Andrea's uncontrollable laughter. This only sets her off again.::
Azura - February 2, 2006 01:45 AM (GMT)
:: Azura stares in shock and then makes a sudden dive for the voice recorder. Everyone who was in there apartment heard her most likely, no one else needs to.::
"Andrea I cannot believe you recorded that!"
Andrea - February 2, 2006 01:46 AM (GMT)
::Andrea snatches the tape recorder away and curls up into a tiny ball, holding the recorder cradled between her stomach and thighs. She's still laughing, in quite a lot of pain now.::
Azura - February 2, 2006 01:48 AM (GMT)
"Give me that."
:: Azura basically attacks Andrea. Well. She climbs all over her and tries sticking her hands in any gaps to retrieve the recorder. Hot!::
Andrea - February 2, 2006 01:49 AM (GMT)
::Andrea shrieks.::
"AZ! STOP DOING ME FROM BEHIND!"
::Andy's tape recorder!::
Azura - February 2, 2006 01:52 AM (GMT)
:: Azura goes still and stares comepletely and utterly horrified by that.::
"Give me that thing now!"
:: She doubles her efforts of getting the recorder back.::
Andrea - February 2, 2006 01:56 AM (GMT)
::Andrea just curls up tighter and laughs and laughs. It hurts a lot now, but she just can't stop. It's one of those days. She should take days off more often.::
Azura - February 2, 2006 01:57 AM (GMT)
"Andrea!"
:: Azura shrieks the name again and climbs all over her friend. poor Andrea. She settles for just sort of lying on her and jabbing her in the ribs manically with her nails.::
Andrea - February 2, 2006 01:58 AM (GMT)
::Andrea cries out.::
"Stop! Fucking ow! Bitch!"
::But she's not giving it up.::
Azura - February 2, 2006 02:00 AM (GMT)
"Then give me it!"
:: Azura jabs Andrea some more. Changes her position and jabs the girl again.::
Andrea - February 2, 2006 02:01 AM (GMT)
::Andrea yelps then suddenly is on her feet and running around. Madly.::
Azura - February 2, 2006 02:02 AM (GMT)
:: Azura gives chase. Yes she does. And look at her clothes, all dust covered. Once she is close enough she half grabs, half dives for Andrea.::